HomersOdussy

That isn’t supposed to say Odyssey

[maryoliveoil]

[ulises-aithon]

save me Homer. save us Oh Muse, daughter of Zeus! Please we implore on our knees.

[mformarsala]

ngl seeing all those anglo saxon looking mfs in (pseudo) greek clothing is fucking hillarious

[ismellpestilence]

Bronze Age Greece according to the Bronze Age Greeks:

Bronze Age Greece according to The Odyssey (2026):

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

MOST TRAGIC TOURNAMENT: FINAL ROUND! [ROUND 8]

ANTIGONE

VS

DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ

VOTE!

Antigone

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Voting ended onJan 1, 2024

WINNER WILL BE DECLARED TUMBLR’S MOST TRAGIC CHARACTER!

[nottmyissue]

Formal outfits I think Greek goddesses would wear pt 2

Iris

Bia

Nemesis

Asteria

Selene

Hebe

[nottmyissue]

This is an Ares appreciation post because I did him dirty in a previous post.

Ares is undoubtedly the superior Olympian god. He is not only the god of war and courage but civil order and is informally known as the protector of women and cities. He was the patron god of the Amazons and would always support their war efforts. He and his half-sister Artemis were the main gods worshipped in the military state of Sparta. Spartan women had more rights and enjoyed greater autonomy than women in any other Greek city-state of the Classical Period. Ares is the only Olympian god to have never raped anyone and was even put on trial for the murder of Poseidon's sons, who had raped his daughter.

We love Ares in this house.

[amereslare]

Yeah, I’ve seen it.

[nottmyissue]

This movie permanently altered my brain chemistry

[nottmyissue]

Formal outfits I think Greek goddesses would wear

Persephone

Hera

Demeter

Artemis

Athena

Aphrodite

Themis

Hestia

Nyx

[nottmyissue]

Apollo: I'm getting a brain scan today.

Artemis: To check if you have one?

Apollo: Thank you so much for your concern and support.

[nottmyissue]

Thor, with 10 marshmallows in his

mouth: do you think I could fit another 5?

Sif: you're a hazard to society

Loki: and a coward. add 10 more.

[nottmyissue]

Hephaestus: For halloween i'm going to go as a trash bag

Hephaestus: People will be like "oh haha you're going as a trash bag"

Hephaestus: And then i'll say

"close enough i'm going as my father"

[nottmyissue]

Athena is suffering from brun out

[nottmyissue]

Hera and Ares = The Best Mother and Son Duo

[whencyclopedia]

WE decided to jump on the current Barbie trend for some fun!