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the zombies are comiiing

hey! wanna see your character turn into a zombie in time for the full moon? look no further! just submit them here and I'll work some spooky-month magic~

note: preferably submit a living character, or at least one that isn't already a zombie or skeleton

feel free to reblog this as well so it can reach more potential victims volunteers

#personal babble #artfight #art fight #artfight 2026 #art fight 2026 #artfight2026

polka-o-dolka

my god of anti-matter can't be this cute! (entered giratina in the cute contest for shits and giggles.... we ended up winning)

#rebloggo #pokémon

writing-prompt-s

You served as a paladin. You saved the world, but crossed a line. You fell. You denied repentance, you didn't think you deserved it. You go home to be a farmer. 50 years later goblins attack. You pick up your sword. Again, it glows with divine might. But not the god you served before.

cryptidstatusbreached

And another comment that was too long to screenshot properly below (separating the two parts of conversation so it's easier to follow, also formatting it into chat form. Original comment was only dashes between conversation partners)

nigelquinlan :

Paladin: So, you’re the sword blessed by a god, tell me, what should I do? New God: Do? You don’t have to do anything except defend your home. When the goblins come, when the humans come, you fight to defend your goblin wife and half-goblin children, that’s what you do. Paladin: Ok. So what does that make you the god of? New God: No idea. I came into being when you met her. So I’m the god of that. Or maybe I’m just the god of the two of you. And your kids. And the thirty or so secret human/goblin relationships that came about because of your example. Paladin: Thirty? Thirty secret human/goblin relationships? New God: Yeah, and their kids. Turns out you people are crazy horny for each other. Oh by the way, since I’m their god and all, and since they pray to me and ask for protection now the human-goblin wars reignited, I may have given them all directions to your farm. Paladin: Thirty relationships… that’s sixty humans and goblins… New God: And their kids…and the thruples… and the polycules… Paladin: All coming here. New God: Yeah. Paladin: So I can protect them. New God: We. But, yeah. And with over thirty humans with swords and over thirty goblins with swords, and their kids, also with swords, probably, do you think it’s going to be difficult to fend off roving bands of racist goblins and human supremacists? Paladin: …I suppose not. New God: See, I may be new to this game, but when I protect my people, I protect them all. Now go tell Gradszzack you’re expecting company.

#rebloggo

badassdemonsword

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

minmos

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

#rebloggo

meanbuddhist

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

#rebloggo #funnier as a system #and as a deltarune fan

atomicwrongs

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

#rebloggo

dreamcastmod

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

valkvriesuitremade-blog

if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once

wichatime

#rebloggo #splatoon #team fortress 2

wabbledab

#rebloggo #bad luck brian

tricornking

Oh yeah sure, go ahead and make a statue any indie video game store worth their salt would gladly display in a place of pride out of chocolate why don't you

#rebloggo

whencartoonsruletheworld

just realized the in-universe fazbear entertainment wiki must be a fucking warzone

whencartoonsruletheworld

characters, locations and staff members have /controversy pages that're as common as /gallery pages

wiki forum post on whether or not pages for the true crime victims of fazbear locations should be added, locked after 1987 pages of heated debate

additional debate about whether the "indie games" should have pages

eventually they just make the indie games and "fazbear true crime" wikis their sister wikis

constant vandalism. some of it might be from ghosts trying to communicate but honestly it happens so often nobody would notice

admins patrolling the "allegations of child murder" section of william afton's page

"pre-fazbear mcm" fans who threw a goddamn party when the pizzaplex opened and roxy and monty were back

half these animatronics were destroyed 1/2 a year into operation so the infoboxes are always some badly scanned polaroids from someone's grandma's scrapbook

also. cryptid photos of animatronics in the wild and people debating on if that's circus baby or some kind of rip-off

if you think youtube comments are bad you should see fandom wiki comments. anyway the theorizing in these comment sections must be insane

one time one of the mods got murdered and that was only the fifth craziest thing to happen that week

people who get ghost shit in their video games asking if that's a bug or a feature. after months of debate, a /glitches page is added to every video game and anyone who gets ghost shit MUST have documented proof before submitting

arguments over whether statements from the glamrocks can be taken as canon when they're technically AI-generated

also. the AI bro debates. hoo boy

animatronic enthusiasts who are blissfully talking about electronics and machinery while everyone else is at war

actual children who just wanted to see if freddy had a middle name and are now traumatized with true crime

people keep adding flame gifs to the fallfest page

the daycare attendant page is completely locked for anyone but admins because SOME PEOPLE couldn't behave

everyone on the GGY forum mysteriously stopped posting a few weeks before the utah pizzaplex blew up

at one point someone realized that nobody ACTUALLY knew the name of william afton's second son so people were straight-up digging through newspapers and legal records to try and find it. they have so far been unsuccessful

pronoun war on every foxy page. eventually someone tweets fazbear entertainment themselves and asks for foxy's pronouns, and the intern who's paid below minimum wage just said "all foxy variants use any pronouns" and for like a week fazbear was hailed as queer representation icons until everyone remembered the dead children

people are uploading full secret recipes for the fazbear pizzas onto the wiki after stealing it from the kitchens but the admins are too busy dealing with the true crime girlies to even notice. they've been up for years

userbox of "this user was personally victimized by fazbear entertainment" from people who actually survived fazbear bullshit. people are very intense about them and if you're faking being a Fazbear Survivor you get pretty much bullied off the internet.

these users are still not allowed to post salt on official pages but their insight is very valued amongst the theorists. oscar and his friends keep posting memes of cute plushtrap images with the middle finger emoji over them

"is freddy fazbear mormon," locked after 4265 pages of heated debate,

bobbiedots miku edits

english willie fanclub

every now and again michael afton vandalizes the wiki for shits and giggles but he has a different IP address every time so they can never catch him

he has the "personally victimized by fazbear" userbox

#rebloggo #five nights at freddy's