Bitter | Theo + Parvati
Though she pretended not to notice, Parvati enjoyed the look on Theo’s face when she settled next to him. So she made a show of wriggling around to get comfortable and giving him a light shove as if to say move over a bit, you great lump! She had far too much fun with it, just as she did constantly telling him the same fortune in Divination. He probably wondered why they got paired together so often; of course, what he didn’t know was that she pulled strings with Professor Trelawney. Sibyl loved her, and ate up Parvati’s excuses about the “eerie psychic connection” between her and the Slytherin boy, or how she was certain something awful was about to befall him and he just wasn’t getting it. It made him so agitated every time, and she mostly did it for his reaction, which was the most important part. Even if it meant him knocking her books off the table the other week.
"Yes, I said my spot. I think you need to get your hearing checked," she commented casually. She could only roll her eyes at his discontented ramblings. Why didn’t she get to have a spot and why couldn’t she call it that? "Oh, I see, you’re the king of Hogwarts castle, is that it? And lowly me is all up in your territory. I’m sure there are a hundred tiny violins somewhere playing a sad song for you right now."
Yes, Parvati Patil was feeling extra sassy, if that comment was anything to go by. And she hated that word — sassy. It grated on her ears on her nerves. She preferred cheeky, really, or maybe spirited. Definitely not “smart” though, the way her mother used it (Ai la, Parvati! You and your smart mouth!). But today, all were accurate.
When Theo insisted he wasn’t going to be losing any bets and she should give it up, she simply clucked her tongue and shook her head. It was Parvati’s secret whether or not the warnings were at all real — one she’d never tell. Because then she’d lose her mystery and a girl had to have that, right? Yes, of course right. But surely it couldn’t hurt to be wary of such things anyway, truth or not. Not that he seemed to care.
She was about to say something regarding his nearly-mumbled bit about boring being welcoming, when she felt ready to sock him across the mouth. For being being a knob and mocking her, mostly, and for being melodramatically sarcastic. If that was a possible combination? Well, if it wasn’t, Theodore Nott just invented it.
"Oh come off it," she tisked. "You’ll just have to share. You know, that thing where people split things together? Or move, because I’m not gonna."
The fact that Theo closed his eyes, as if to shut Parvati out, made her frown. She wanted to reference something she’d once been told about sour grapes, but couldn’t remember what it was about or if it was even related. Being quiet was hard work — she tried, she really did — but she maybe lasted five minutes tops before she started to get antsy. What did a person even do with silence? Seriously! Sit around and think? That was just weird. And unnatural. So Parvati started to fidget; she adjusted her stockings, then redid part of her plait, sighed dramatically, and then brought her knees up to her chest and leaned on them.
"I rather like doing things, by the way," she added, almost pensively with the slightest crinkling of her nose, unable to hold it in anymore. "The idea of doing nothing is never very fun in practice."
"No?" Theo retorted, eyebrows raised. He turned his head to face Parvati once more, eyes blinking open. "I was having the best time of my life doing nothing before you decided to come and make yourself comfortable." The letter in Theodore's back pocket was practically burning a hole into his slacks, but now was definitely not the time to pull it out and reread it. Really, he shouldn't ever. He should have tossed it out or burned it. Going over it for the hundredth time this morning wasn't going to help or solve anything. Especially with Patil seated beside him. Oh, that's all Theo needed. Parvati to catch glimpse of his father's disapproval and to realize how upset he was over it, just to rub it in or hold it against him ... though he truly didn't think the Gryffindor would do that, even if he did expose her (in the most literal of terms) in front of the entire school. Parvati just didn't seem the type to do something like that, but Theodore could've been very, very wrong. "Why are you even out here?" he questioned, attempting to sound stern but knowing he failed. It just came out as a simple inquiry, presented with a normal tone. Very odd for the Nott boy. He recovered with his next query. "Don't you have to go kiss Trelawney's arse or sit and read your girlfriend's palm?" Theo was referring to Lavender, whom Patil was in a weird, fortune-reading relationship with.













