My addictions

Blogging about the things I just can't seem to live without...every littile addiction.

[haitabetai]

Magic The Gathering

[outofcontextgarf]

[mayflower-gal]

[burins]

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

[burins]

pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute

[burins]

oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:

Bear Paw Armor Cuprum Arm Guard, Indo Persian Islamic Empire Dynasty

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[sabertoothwalrus]

new 0 notes post dropped and it’s the sickest gauntlets I’ve ever seen

[guerrillatech]

[evilkitten3]

[emil]

Male catboys of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your balls

[emil]

[fffwankie]

everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

[nudierhythm-deactivated20230621]

Beautiful older woman at the party asks me why such a cute kitten like myself wears a collar despite having no master and I, in turn, ask her if she knows what a Ronin is.

[memoirsofanescapist]

Isn’t this just @aliceavizandum’s Twitter post?

[postoctobrist]

I don’t object to stealing my tweet but I object to phrasing it in a less funny way

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Warlock: [suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions] once again the gods torment me for no purpose but sick amusement

[ravensbeat]

[memewhore]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[that-twink-over-there]

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[monkeychewtoy]

Instagram and TikTok have successfully created the Torment Nexus from Jim Carrey's iconic work, "Don't put people in the Torment Nexus"

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

[xan7cha]

[hazoret]

Do you think Duty Roulette knows which dungeons are our least favorite? Can it smell fear

[novadiere]

Little known fact. When you queue for a roulette Yoshi P presses a button just marked "Aurum Vale."

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[xantchaslegacy]

[jacebeleren]