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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
The sequel I finished before 4.2 dropped 😩 He's not leaving my brain anytime soon.
ೃ⁀➷ ALL I WANT ✧.*
a/n: tooth-rotting fluff !! this is so so mushy and soft. kissing and some touchiness but nothing too crazy i think. also this is unedited brainrot i wrote at 2:30am so enjoy ... <3
Neuvillette has never told you that he loves you.
The words are always there— resting heavy behind his teeth just waiting to burst out at the most inconvenient times, and yet he's never brought himself to say them.
You don’t need the words to prove his devotion to you anyways, already aware that there is no other soul in the world able to hold him the way you do. But he’s always wanted to say it, stopped only by his own fears.
Immortality is a funny thing. In a thousand years you could be nothing but a distant memory for him, gentle whispers in the back of his mind or ghostly touches wisping over his skin.
The idea of losing you terrifies him, but he knows the loss well and knows to keep his heart safeguarded somewhere deep within himself. I love you are words he only murmurs into your skin while you sleep, or chanted in his head when you hold him.
However, you’ve been proving it difficult to resist ever since you moved in with him.
There's nothing extravagant about the way you wake up, nothing extraordinary or strange. You wake up like any Fontainian would: cold and gloomy and complaining about the weather.
Despite how ordinary it all is, it doesn't stop him from spending the first few minutes of the day admiring your face before he inevitably has to get out of bed to get ready for work.
Mornings are his always favourite; the slow stirrings of the day like a calm before the storm. Those few minutes are precious to him more than anything in the world, where he can do nothing but kiss your sleeping face awake and keep you wrapped up in his arms.
You've recently made it your routine to follow him out of bed a few minutes later. He hasn't found out why exactly until today.
He doesn't even need to turn around to know it all— every part of you memorized and carved into each muscle and filling any thoughts that cross his mind.
The slow shuffling of your feet across the room; the quiet yawn that makes him smile because he can imagine your face; the bumping of your body into the back of his in your clumsy state.
It's all comfortable. Familiar. You.
I think I got Diabetes..This was perfect. Nghhhhhhh..Where is my Neuvillette 😩 ( Mona betrayed me..I got him C1. Now I need to be strong.)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So this was written shortly after the Trailer for 4.1 dropped. It's absolutely not Lore accurate now that finished the thing. But.. :) Who cares.
Also. Neuvillette deserves the world. :)
weeping dragon
pairing: neuvillette x fem!reader
summary: neuvillette thinks he isn’t deserving of your love.
content: cliche !!!, reader trapped in his house bc of rain, lil antsy but happy ending
wc: 800
a/n: mm hii!! first fic here! I hope you enjoy it I kind of wrote it in twenty minutes and I’m just publishing it without beta reading bc (we die like men) I’m just too in love with neuv and I want to share it with the world lolol
Neuvillette couldn’t bring himself to even think about making a move.
He kept many secrets, and every time he faced your bright smile he would remember it was not his place to disturb your peace. After all, how could a young woman like you endure the dangerous claws of a dragon?
Bathing - Dan Heng x Reader
SFW headcanons
Dan Heng, ever since transforming back into his old appearance, started to enjoy bathing with you more than he cares to admit. You and him bathed together before, although on very rare occasions. The opportunities never came and it wasn't something he particularly sought out despite how relaxing it was.
But now, ever since the memories of his past incarnation emerged and his form changed to that of his Vidyadhara origin, there's nothing quite more relaxing and pleasurable than soaking in the warm water with you in his arms.
Maybe it's because of the Vidyadhara's natural connection to water, maybe it's the warmth, or maybe it's how the water and you feel against his skin and scales. He isn't sure, but he also doesn't care.
He closes his eyes, basking in the moment as the warmth engulfs him and as you lower yourself into the water, your back against his chest. It's peaceful like this. Warm and cozy.
And as he presses his lips against the top of your head and hears your content sigh his heart seems to skip a beat.
Sometimes his tail wraps around you as well, admiring how soft your skin feels against it and his hands in the water.
And even though his hands wander over your skin, intimate as it might be, it almost never turns into more than exploring and admiring you. All he wants is to be close to you, engulfed by this overwhelming warmth and comfort you and the water provide.
To him, it feels like home.
what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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I never thought I was mentally exhausted
Oh….
This is…. oh
Feeling a bit like this lately. Got a new position at work, and it takes so much energy. Don’t have much when I get home.
Yep, that’s me, currently
Well… that explains it
“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading
AUTO REBLOG
Fuck off im so in love with this fictional man it’s embarrassing
People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
I rather get myself a hot chocolate or a blanket.
this is so mean but sometimes i see published writing and suddenly no longer feel insecure about my own writing ability. like well okay that got published so im guessing i dont have much to worry about
love everyone naming authors in the tags we are wavelengthing together besties
Now YouTube has a habit of recommending me the weirdest stuff recently, but today i got this on my recommendations
And about halfway through listening to this, I went and read the comments, literally I could not stop reading I was there for hours, here are some of my favorites
First off, Oliviaalee’s channel is a godsend for writing. My favorites right now are:
Give them a try here
Also…honorable mention
I use this channel for my DnD campaigns. Works perfectly every time.
more stuff about the signs
aries
they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
too smart
they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
cry baby
they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
sexually frustrated 24/7
they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
they move their hands a lot when talking
they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
taurus
on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
they could kill you if you hurt an animal
a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
they care too much about people they love
they cheat on board games
very good friends
too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
stubborn
they don’t let people go completely
their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
gemini
emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
they know a lot of useful shit
but they don’t know what sleep means
being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
narcissistic af
they’re never wrong
they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
incomprehensible love for snacks
misunderstood
they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
they lie to themselves
sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
very insecure
random happiness/sadness attacks
their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
innocent without wanting to be
they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
cancer
they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
they can be too selfish
unpredictable af
leave me alone, but give me attention
their cellphone is part of their body
their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
they victimize themselves a lot
they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
they care a lot about what other people think
they plat a lot with their hands and lips
the most adorable people when they’re not angry
children loves them
they can tranquilize people quickly
misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
leo
very sharp ideas/way of thinking
high moral
they need constant acceptance/validation
if you do them one you pay ten
always reading your intentions
they tend to joke about other people insecurities
they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
insecure af
a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
they wink a lot
will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
virgo
they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
public nerds
the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
they read weird things
super committed and and helpful
they get angry when things are not done in their way
they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
they do this face a lot > 😏
libra
they’re always in love
they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
super emotional
they probably don’t know what is happening right now
they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
they have good intentions
creative
they blush easily
they have a hard time saying no
they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting
scorpio
they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
dark mind, bright personality
they have secret hobbies
they crave love
talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
they get easily offended
scary when angry
protective with people they love
they hate being ignored
random laugh attacks
they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
they easily connect with music
sagittarius
ready to disappear in any moment
they have watched every. movie. on netflix
using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
34 hour-long naps
they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
they have a hard time when apologizing
they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
would yell at strangers if needed
intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
they tend to be sad before sleeping
this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
very competitive, but never satisfied
capricorn
superiority complex
more party souls than you could imagine
they just want you to shut the fuck up
they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
able to intimidate people for good or for bad
they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
they keep their cool in the craziest situations
have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
always have backup plans
physical appearance is important
always have weird obsessions
they play a lot with their feet
they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
aquarius
they disappear with no reason
cuter than you
they get confused when choosing between good and bad
everything is overrated for them
they’re addiced to memes
feelings out of control
they’re the special snowflakes
cannabis 23/7
they will know if you lie
they lose their shit often
they think and feel more than they show
rebels
the smartest ones
pisces
they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
they like music more than they like you
they like attention but not too much
will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
fake friendliness (sometimes)
too weird but in a sweet way
super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
they overwhelm your mind
big heart, even bigger imagination
confused af
if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned
translated from x
@nellblazer somehow you’re both
Who, me?
@the-darklings I'm looking at you.
If a thing loves, it is infinte.
Chapter 2. Cursed
There was quite the fascination and more importantly the need to fight demons just after you had recovered. V didn't even question it. After all: If you wished to get so easily hurt again, he was the last one to get in your way. You spotted Shadow and Griffon slashing through the horde that approached from the north, V standing a bit behind and watching the macabre scenery . It was not uncommon that demons could spawn everywhere, blood plastering the ground as if it was rain. The stench was filthy and burned in your nose, the bile slowly building up in the back of your throat. The scent of rain no longer was able to keep death at bay all caused by rotten bodies between house walls and car wrecks, everything else that was disgusting just seemed to have piled up in that city right now. In an open space it wouldn't be as bad as it was now - But this was not the only reason that made your stomach turn. The summoned demons weren't exactly smelling like a spring breeze either. Maybe you should recommend them a shower or the shampoo that Nico had in the van. But as far as you knew the spawns of hell, they weren't the ones for talking. Maybe you could beat that in their brain. If they would at least have one. The rain that just started to fall was a beggining. Not solving the entire situation but it would made it harder for demons to move. Mud was sticky. You could come up with a working idea. Use your swiftness against them..
There was just one problem with your perfect plan.
“Daily I realize I can be a better man, I can do much more.”
— Haiku on Life by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
If a thing loves, it is infinte
A small story that I wanted to rewrite, to honor the mighty Vergil and his son. Reader is the mother of Nero.
Originally posted on Ao3, hopefully it is not too awkward.
Pairing: Vergil/Reader
Warning/Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Torture, Slow-Burn, Awkward-Romance, Lots of Angst and Fluff
Chapter 1 Hell on Earth
There once was a man, feared and respected. Loved and hated just the same.
There was life and death, pain and happiness.
But despite every terror there was on the mortal world, there was some unholy powers, trying to rule.
But what should be ruled, if there was no one left?
There was a group of Hunters, known and led by the famous son of Sparda, Dante.
The Devil May Cry.
But what of the Legends if they go mising?
Heaven, Earth and Hell, what would be the missing piece in this chaotic mess?