A stupid piece of bread

[incorrecttwsted]

[glitteryfairytears]

LMFAOOOOO SHES SO REAL

[mochawulfie]

Analog horror Malleus 👁️👁️

[donoteatwingsoutapussy]

I literally just said I wish the characters got creepier when they overblotted because it'd be hotter

[mostroloungeofficial]

Malleus inviting you to goth club to look at gargoyles with him

+ transparent version

[papicup]

Ok but why does he kinda look like a weather boy 😭

I'm sorry 😭 i had to

[willgrahamscock]

YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

[willgrahamscock]

#you started blogging when I was 2

[nozonicchi]

Close enough, welcome back Satoru Gojo.

[fukuchh]

👻

[8loodred-8lackrom]

the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun

[ghostyrivergirl]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[uldren-sov]

His dark eye circles, red flags, and great tits have captivated me.

[drogonstone]

8year old me in the hallway at 11 pm getting ready to tell my mom that I need help with my arts and crafts project that i completely forgot about

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[zosanbrainrot]

meet cute at your local żabka

english translation and notes under the cut 💗💗💗

żabka (froggy) is the name of an extremely popular corner shop chain in Poland, it's literally everywhere

My translation is not always literal but sometimes vibes based, like in PL version Sanji doesn't use "jesus" in the second page, but the expression "ja pierdole" doesn't have an english equivalent that would make sense in this contex, literally it means "I fuck" lmao

I now see I mixed up prepositions when Sanji asks Luffy for the sauces, uh oh ANYWAY

I also didn't translate the cans Zoro brings at the end, the writing on the cans says "potwór" which means "monster", so yup these are basically monster energy drinks but translated literally hence the capitalized P as the logo. Why does he drink that instead of some Polish ass beer? Good question, I just enjoy calling them drinks Potwór, and dont know much about beer

[pitbolshevik]

aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined

[pitbolshevik]

no one is doing it like them

[pitbolshevik]

i got anon hate for this post

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Honey I Shrunk La France

[ydrill]

European Politics :

[visenyaism]

i’m sorry

[ladyofthecreed]

He slep

[justporo]

So eepy