you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body
if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender
you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester
Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little
Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.
any day now folks
this could be big
Pure genius on display here, lads.
we should start giving testosterone to ants
I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1
Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀
like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:
never buy anything
It's over, I can detect your moves the moment you finish doing them
Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins
I wear your granddad's clothes
I look your granddad's clothes
I'm in your granddad's clothes
From that thrift shop: Granddad's Clothes