[automatic-caution-door]

[bonerfart]

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

[c3po]

i wish i could be brave like brave from disneys brave but instead i am coward from real life

[rcktpwr]

im rattatooie from the kitchen

[gordons-moved]

[770rd]

what in davy jones locker did i just witness

[marsixm]

why is spongebob topping first of all

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

the balls in front of target are eggs. i should know since i was hatched out of one

[imwiremother]

owen wilsons best role is the very small cowboy in the night at the musuem movie. thats who he is to me.

[veryharam]

[annieclarq-deactivated20160724]

the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

[shezasag]

I gotta delete my blog for good

[disneydorito]

[bunkerlad-moved-blog]

absolutely nothing, in my eyes, will ever surpass this in terms of sheer comedic value

[leslieknxpe-blog]

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

tom holland and the frog that lives in his mouth are clearly an example of a symbiotic relationship, but is it closer to mutualism, commensalism, or parasitism? Discuss.

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

i’ve decided it’s mutualism because both parties benefit. The frog gets a safe home and tom holland gets a frog in his mouth.

[notlostonanadventure]

It’s 5:30 am I don’t need to be questioning reality like this yet

[thenatsdorf]

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

[anarcho-compass]

Oh, he’s good.

[oparnoshoshoi]

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

[takealookatyourlife]

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

Sandy dumb as shit but She Got Cake

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

Hey

[sweatyhoestudios]

Bitch is a female scientist she aint votin red

[smilingrn]

Also? She may have been southern but she was definitely a roc (rodent of color)

[dramatichoe]

god

[puthy]