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GUYS.
I CONVINCED MR. STARK TO GET TUMBLR.
YOURE WELCOME..,
Hi Mr. Stark! Do you have any funny or embarrassing stories on Dr. Strange? Wanna make sure you two are dong good :3👍!
(I’m horribly terrified, this is my first time asking on tumblr and I’m shakiiingg. Hopefully this hasn’t been asked before)
Hey! No need to worry, I don't bite. And no, this hasn't been asked before. You're all good, kid. I promise.
I've got some really good ones, but most of them aren't exactly appropriate to share with a public audience. Plus he would kill me, so I'm gonna go with the time he fucked up a spell and ended up as a dogboy for a week.
Apparently he was trying to do something involving a lycanthropy curse, wanted to remove it from someone or something or other. I dunno the details, but whatever he did, he fucked it up perfectly, because he ended up giving himself "partial lycanthropy".
I still say he just got dogboy'd, but whatever helps Gandalf sleep at night, I guess.
Anyways, he ended up with these pointed black ears and a tail that matched his hair, little white streaks and everything. It was adorable. He tried to pretend he hated it too, which just made it cuter. Kept saying that it didn't mean I could pet him, and this didn't mean he would like ear scritches, and that I should stop pestering him about it. I found out about a day in that he absolutely did like scritches behind the ears, despite what he said, and he absolutely did not notice when his tail was wagging.
He flat out refused to go out in public or be seen by anyone until he and Wong found a way to reverse it. That only took about a week, unfortunately, but we did learn in that time that he could hear just as well as any actual dog with those ears, which made it really dificult to keep anything from him. I made the mistake of trying to snap some pictures of him while he wasn't looking. That did not go over well. I wish I had kept some.
I've got plenty of other stories too, but that one's the first one that came to mind. Thanks for the ask! :]
OH MY GOD HE WHAT. AND I MISSED IT.? GHAKSJRKFJCKSFJBFKDBFJF
hey anthony shark how r u
This is me if u even care.
anthony.
hello my name is tony stark and today i’ll be using my anxiety to design a suit made to withstand every possible worst-case-scenario i can come up with
Look, if I hadn’t, the kid would be dead 10 times over. Sometimes it pays to be overprotective, especially when that kid is a stubborn teenager who’s too smart for his own good and runs on nothing but his absurd need for validation.
I came out to have a good time and honestly im feeling so attacked rn.,., ,
Never let this die
you guys i just did a months worth of math homework in one night and im ready to kill calculus with my bare hands.
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?
I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.
Yellow cardigan ass shake at 4 seconds.
im trying to think of what pokemon youd be just. Trying to think. Putting all my 4 braincells into this
theres so many oh my god lemme know when you figure it out :]
*bap*
AOUGH,,. EAAGH ,
IVE BEEN ATTACKED WREAAAGH. , ,
Intern buddies step one is a go!! Wanna help me write an intern resume? Cause u have before i think!
uuUUHHH YEA YEAH I. DID THAT. FOR THAT YEAH. UM. GIMME A MINUTE TO FIND IT IM-, YEAH ITS HERE SOMEWHER,E.. ISWEARE,,..
eheh,,.,, .,
nice.
Hey, Stark. So I was thinking… You've saved Terra, fought off aliens, y'know; all that good stuff. But there’s one thing I’ve never seen you guys do: a dance battle. What do you say? ¬‿¬
Alright, Mr. Star-man. Star. Guy.. Star king? Whatever. First off, I would demolish you in a dance battle, and second, more importantly, I would never engage in such childish behavior, and neither would my team. We are professionals. Not warring college frats.
ME ME I WANNA DO A DANCE BATTLE !!!!!!!!!! I. REALLY WANNA DO A DANCE BATTLE. Mr Stark. pLEASE. I am LITERALLY begging you pleeeEEEASE LET US DO A DANCE BATTLE PLEASE. PELASE PRLSRAPRLEAEPLEAEPLSEA
Who did this.
what would u do if I said it was me :3
When did you get into my apartment? Do I need to change my locks?
im just a lil guy!! I dunno why you're asking me all these questions!!! Are you accusing me of breaking into your house? I cant believe you think I'd do something like that Mr. Barnes... :(
You asked me what I would do if you took that photograph. I think it's only right that I make the assumption that you broke into my apartment.
:(((((
Mr stark what’s the probability of me doing a fuck ton backflips off the Empire State Building before I reach the danger point
How many could I do?
-Peter
Alright.
The Empire State is 381 meters at the top floor, and it takes about 400 meters to reach terminal velocity. Using the formula for total time, t = √(2h/g), we can determine that it takes roughly 8.81 seconds to fall from the top of the building (excluding drag because it's late and I'm tired assume a spherical cow or smth).
If we say a backflip takes around .6 to .7 seconds, you could fit around 12 to 14 full backflips into that timeframe. Gotta be careful on the timing though, you have to stick the landing.
Big challenge though: even though you won't reach terminal, you'll still be going at about 43.2 meters per second- about as fast as your average car on the highway. That's gonna be a hard fall.
I'd recommend against it, but I know you. So just be careful for the love of god.
*WHEEZE* exqueeze me????? @number-one-intern LOOKIE MR. STARK DID A VERY THING
Im classifying this as inch resting. Veeeeery inch resting
hhhhhh yeah. I know i was there
Mr. Stark is a genius, but sometimes the things he does just.
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Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!
Thor: Morning human
Clint: Good morning
Steve: Good Morning!
Bruce: good morning.
Natasha: Good morningg
Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.
Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.
Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.
yeah basically,,.,.
I should post more screenshots of it
You better not.
well now I gotta :)
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seconded. fuck.
Todays shark is...
The Grey Bamboo Shark!
Fun Fact: They are sluggish sharks that hover on sandy or muddy bottoms, on rocks and in coral lagoons!
love seeing these guys on my dash <3 sharkies <3 <3 <3