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Some reactionary fuck: Take the red pill and question the societal notions you grew up learning.

Leftist/feminist/anti-racist activist: *critiques society*

Reactionary fuck: shut up cuck, stop getting so offended, society is fine

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This is what society needs, less stigma around gay people trying to find what everyone else does. For people who aren’t lgbtq to understand that we are just trying and if you aren’t attracted to us don’t take it offensively or weirdly and just politely say no. I wish I had the courage to give guys my number in public.

imanes

as a hideous goblin rights advocate i just want to stress the fact that tumblr should be a platform primarily used by us uglies to be ugly in peace and all the pretty people should be transferred to instagram. i’m an ugly separatist.

sandsvendor100

facts-i-just-made-up

Any facts about the state of Delaware?

Delaware is Spanish for “Of the Ware.”

redhotpussylicker

sorry I didn’t text back I was in the Black Lodge

sheabutterbitch

Venus in Pisces II

It’s about coming from a vulnerable place… going through heartbreak… and still being able to fall in love

I hope you all enjoy this second edition to my Venus in Pisces mix, you can listen to more of my music here

closet-keys

Hi, I’m your local commie, here to propose scary, radical ideas like:

everyone should have clean water and food

why not use all the empty homes to house folks without shelter?

disabled people deserve to exist

glissandodisaster

the-movemnt-deactivated20170912

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

screengeniuz

😂

❤️

enchantechante

pls let this be the start of a trend

warbutt

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

internetsurfing

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

ummno

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

blindbee

avodaco

me when i get my student loan

g8dtier

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

strikercorbie

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

nonespark-blog

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

carrionbeast

extremely lucky cat

ladynorbert

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

allthenamesilikearetaken

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

mmusclechan

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

winjennster

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

peaceful-phoenix

This is the school-smart lesbian reblog to pass your finals

viralthings

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

chandra-nalaar

this is just a normal waffle house

kayas-wife

there is a bloody handprint on the door

commandtower-solring-go-deactiv

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

ezurad

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

animar-seal-of-elephants

Yeah, normal day at Waffle House

swilther-deactivated20181103

me after following flatearthmemes for a couple of months: *looks up at the sky and scans the horizon* but……. where is the curve tho

quoms

you know why american liberal politicians are so fucking sinister? because they’re actually competent at their jobs. they’re technocrats. a politician like hillary clinton gets her hands on the levers of power and she actually knows how to use them in a way other than sending everything full-throttle into screaming oblivion

the republicans, you see, prefer optics. they tend to be satisfied with inflammatory rhetoric backed up by only the most hamfisted applications of state-backed violence (they never really liked the federal government anyway, and they don’t have a taste for its nuance). they’re good at getting to be in charge - for half a century now they’ve been continuously one step ahead of the democrats in manipulating the masses - but once they’re there they act like looters, not fiduciaries

it took nixon to propose the idea of the drug war. it took reagan to turn it into a bonafide national hysteria. but through the 1980s this was primarily a phenomenon of mass psychology, not a hegemonic new system of racial oppression with a firm base of material exploitation. it took clintonian political maneuvering to actually build the new prisons required to hold a significant fraction of the black and latino population. it took clintonian bipartisanship to actually put military-grade weapons in the hands of police. bill clinton’s major accomplishment was taking a blitz offensive launched against people of color by american conservatives and making its gains sustainable. this is something competent, consolidating leaders do. in america, liberal politicians are those leaders

obama, by the same token, acted as a consolidator for all the advances of capital during the bush years. bush spoke of an eternal ‘war on terror’, but could only make clumsy, brute-force efforts at getting us there - the strategy of making it a literal war requiring the commitment of hundreds of thousands of troops was falling apart long before he was out of office. it took obama - a technocrat, a bipartisan, a political maneuverer par excellence - to bring to reality the vision of a forever war constituted by drone warfare and black-ops ‘surgical strikes’

the contemporary wave of anti-immigrant sentiment in the united states arose in earnest under bush (although it should be noted, of course, that much of the actual influx was prompted by clinton’s free-trade policies). bush and his advisors exploited and amplified anti-immigrant rhetoric for political gain, but their proposed answers to the ‘problem’ had all the crude inadequacy typical of american conservative policies: build a wall (largely an excuse to funnel tax money to contractors) and hire tens of thousands of border-patrol agents. competent politician barack obama entered office, inherited a crumbling and unsustainable border infrastructure, and set about elevating anti-immigrant persecution to the status of hegemony. it is obama’s competence that allowed him to deport more immigrants than any other president in history. it is obama’s competence that allowed him to leverage clintonian mass incarceration to turn ICE into an effective and deeply entrenched institution

to describe hillary as a ‘competent’ or ‘qualified’ presidential candidate is firmly the most damning thing you can say about her