Witerallymelking

Witerally the ceo of the Pitt collage AU

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Finally an Intro post :)

Hi I’m Mike. I’m a cis woman! She/they. I’m a lesbian creepypasta fandom survivor. I like a lot of fandoms. I’m 18! My blog is 18 and up as well.

I am an artist but art doesn’t get a whole lot of engagement. I love collage aus.

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Proof of my fandom. I’m also big in the yellow jackets fandom.

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One day I'll post all that furry porn I draw but maybe not today :(

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Pride mouth is here again and so the debates have begun. Lesboys. Can trans men be lesbians? Are Neo pronouns valid?

I have weird opinions on these. Other then the tea man lesbian one. You can be a man and be a lesbian. You can use masculine pronouns and be a lesbian though. I’m wondering if tumblr will be covered in this debate or if it’ll remain a safe haven.

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Mel and Trinity wrestling around but Melissa keeps winning so Trinity plays dirty and bites but guess what? Melissa likes it. So anyway they bring that up to Parker. Parker makes Mel ride her while Trinity gets to nip and lick Melissa anywhere. Baran enters stage left and makes Parker stop teasing (cause obviously Parker does what barans says. #stonetop baran truther.) and while Melissa is getting dicked down Trinity is in barans feet riding her nice work shoe while panting resting her head in barans lap. Erm computer show me Trinity getting tag teamed by Parker and Melissa and baran watches. Now pair Melissa and baran together. Melissa strapping baran. Melissa in a dog collar panting in barans ear. Baran making Trinity kiss her. Parker in the cuck chair.

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Yolanda begging and whining while fucking baran. Trinity watching because hay can leave her out she liked to clean up. Yolanda begs to go faster but baran is set in her pace. Or even better yet baran grabbing Yolanda by the hair not letting her eat Trinity out. She waits till Trinity begging joined Yolanda’s. Trinity loved seeing Yolanda loose her cool and baran liked the soft noises the woman made. Also no matter what Yolanda is queen of hating aftercare. Long scene? Yeah she’s just gonna sneak off actually. And the casual dom in baran makes it happen. Just one ‘come on babe can’t you fix it for me.’ And Yolanda is there. Trinity liked after scene Yolanda cause then she can like kiss her butt and hips.

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Yes on my Pitt themed account I will rant on this but the baby bitch treatment of the supes in Dc is horrible. Batman isn’t your little guy he’s a wreck. He is not adorably falling asleep on Clark. It’s just not him. I don’t mean the fluffy little comics. I’m not even a super bat hater. I do prefer Batcat but I see any Batman ship as reasonable. I’m just sick of complex characters getting dumb down to idiot grumpy man doesn’t know how to take care of himself and also he has a himbo and also Selina is now mega evil. Selina is a great character depending on the comic of course. I think Batman’s relationships should all come second place to his care for Gotham. I don’t like super bat when it’s Batman stopping his work to be Clarks bitch. I just don’t see a universe where that’s Bruce. Also end the weird Batman is a needy brat angle. He’s not. Stop this. In all his relationships he is composed. He is not adorably panicking over anything he is plotting on getting rid of those feelings or managing them. I have the same issue with how people treat Harley Quinn or wonderwoman. I feel it strongly about Clark. He isn’t stupid. He does not need to be feminine in the traditional ways. He isn’t on Bruce’s lap. He is a grown man who learned the ways of earth and has felt the weight of the world. Let him have his smarts. Let him have his girl. They are my favorite relationship. I’m not hating queer people btw I AM queer. I just don’t believe in feminizing men when they are gay or in a gay relationship. Two masculine guys can get together.

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More of my pitt collage AU

Robby cries first thing in the morning. Melissa walks into his class all like ‘hello sir! I’m happy to be here.” And he was all “I’m ten steps off from killing my self why are you so fucking bright.” And form there their dynamic becomes ‘I’m gonna fucking kill myself or you’ with his ‘let’s have a pool party. Oh wait not everyone likes those let’s have a cook out with an optional pool!’ Literally German Shepard x golden retriever daughter he can’t fucking escape.

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Am I a fan of Robby? No he’s all the things I hate about a lot of characters rolled into one. He is the anti my favorite character. Do I love and appreciate how he is some people’s THAT character? Yes. I respect people who like Robby one heck of a lot more then those who hate him for idk say looks or those who where mad he isn’t ripped. I just don’t like Robby as a character plain and simple but it doesn’t stop me from enjoying the show nor is it commenting I whine about often. I think this fandom reminds me of defending my girl Addison in the only greys fandom.. or when I didn’t Derek or Owen. I don’t like there character types. And that’s okay! I’m not gonna go whine on others posts about it! I think the Pitt fandom gets a little weird but what fandom doesn’t.

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Actually I had more to say! Robby isn’t a bad character! Not poorly written. He’s silly. I like Langdon do. I just don’t like him? You know what I mean. You can dislike a character and respect how they are handled. I like Trinity but I’m totally bias to the fact I’ve struggled similarly and had the same type of relationship as her during it. Frank is a big man with his big boy drugs and his big boy wife and kids and puppy. Back into shipping politics I think If I ever put Frank and Mel together Abby is staying. Mel is getting double tapped. With breakfast in bed. Also I think if baran was a man a lot of dudes would rally behind her and she’d be less hated. I think If Ellis were some white dude like mc dreamy the fans would ship them. I think if joy kwon was more on screeen she’d get the Cristina yang treatment and write off as a total bitch and not one of the smartest people in the room. Now I’m white. Very white but I can see the hear the weird racism in the fandom already. I saw a TikTok that said they wished Victoria was white. I don’t like that actually. It’s not really my place to say anything but it’s weird how SOME fan art is making everyone white and pale. Taking away pretty noses. Removing deep cut cheek bones. Give them back I like them.

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Am I a fan of Robby? No he’s all the things I hate about a lot of characters rolled into one. He is the anti my favorite character. Do I love and appreciate how he is some people’s THAT character? Yes. I respect people who like Robby one heck of a lot more then those who hate him for idk say looks or those who where mad he isn’t ripped. I just don’t like Robby as a character plain and simple but it doesn’t stop me from enjoying the show nor is it commenting I whine about often. I think this fandom reminds me of defending my girl Addison in the only greys fandom.. or when I didn’t Derek or Owen. I don’t like there character types. And that’s okay! I’m not gonna go whine on others posts about it! I think the Pitt fandom gets a little weird but what fandom doesn’t.

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Baran and Parker making Trinity and Mel kiss. That’s it. That’s all I got. Baran and Parker don’t touch eachother but they trade pets sometimes. Mel service tops baran cause she isn’t cocky and Parker soft doms trinity to tears. Mel gets sorbet as after care and Trinity gets a bubble bath.

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Mentos collage au where Melissa is needy and Trinity is busy.

Trinity had been swamped with practice and council meetings since being an over achiever she joined student council. Mel however thought that this was the stupidest thing ever. It took Trinity away. It paused cuddle time and it took away strap night. Which was btw on her calendar in pink pen. Once they had worked out the best night for their extra curriculars they stuck to it. Every night Sunday night when Mel had an evening class and Trinity had no class was strap night however when a performance or a meeting was near Melissa got nothing. No chance to hump Trinity while the smaller woman whined. It built tension for weeks till Melissa snapped and cancelled a meeting FOR Trinity a bold move from someone not so bold. Of course she checked if it was important and for once picked forgiveness over permission. In the end Trinity did forgive her. At the price of Mel bottoming. Imagine a whiny Mel just happy for contact and Trinity on a power trip shoving and rocketing her hips. Both make little noises not wanting to sound annoying and by the end both are whining and loudly mewling.

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Mentos collage AU is simple.

Long Beach dates where Mel ends up sunburnt so they run to baran begging for sunscreen.

Coffee dates where Melissa gets caffeine free tea and Trinity gets an order longer than the first chapter of ‘Les miserables’.

Movie night but Mel keeps nodding off. Homework dates but Trinity makes Mel read stuff out and it ends in a make out session.

Mel who loves 50000010 blankets and Trinity who gets hot with just one on. Melissa runs hot but feels cold and Trinity feels hot and is hot. Mel will shove her cold feet into trinity’s single blanket even if it makes her cold.

Mel is a doctor in every universe. Trinity is a dancer. Melissa is weirdly amazing at rubbing the tension out of trinity’s shoulders.

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Trinity as a dance major and Garcia as the strict English teacher. Trinity wants nothing more than to not care about the class and Garcia wants to see Trinity on her knees under her desk. Reward system. Turned in assignments = orgasm. Boom. Then baran comes along. She teaches biology and sometimes helps with sports medicine and Trinity has the hots for the doctor lady. Walk with me. Talk with me. Trinity is clearly a bottom but yoyo? She’s clearly a switch leaning top. Praised by baran (who’s watching from the side.) as she fucks Trinity? Listen obviously Trinity is a kitty. That makes Garcia the puppy. Rolling around and showing teeth but both are cumming to baran at the end of the day. I’ll make a coherent ramble later.

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Mel themed side blog. Yippee!!!!

So I gotta start this account off strong so walk with me. Collage Au. Who fuckin? Who ain’t fuckin? Let me tell you.

Mel and Parker? That’s prime ‘I should not be partaking in this activity’ x ‘shit I’m gonna have to tap that aren’t I?’ Mel is touch starved. Sometimes they aren’t even a sexual thing sometimes Parker just holds her or bathes her. I know it’s like against her ark when people insert Becca into Mel’s life at every opportunity. But I feel like Parker would try to take Becca to dinner to prove she’s good enough and not taking advantage of Mel and Becca is not giving a fuck. She’s eating waffle fries and ignoring all the sensible questions rather asking horribly inappropriate ones.

Trinity and baran? Headmistress x Over achieving student cousin president asshole. Yeah. Trinity is making fun of the others because she has a spot as awesome and all that and baran watching and waiting to gentle correct her. Kitten. Calls Trinity kitten seriously and sometimes Trinity mocks it not for long of course cause baran is not getting mocked in HER school. Rough sex gentle praise.

Yolanda and Trinity is student x teacher toxic yuri speed run. But I think they work if Barans the buffer stone stop ordering them both around. They are all into it. ‘Surely you can fuck her better than that? You’ve talked yourself up so so much x fuck you im trying she’s like purposefully not moaning- I’m good at this! x desperately trying to make sure Baran wins the argument because then she’s a good girl.’

Emma and Dana? School nurse x student who keeps getting shoved to the ground. ‘Sweetness you cannot possibly be shoved this often just come and see me uninjured.’ x ‘but I’m really not the one doing this. The evil is :(‘ Emma and Dana indulge in mixing work and play. Inspection kink anyone?

Victoria and Cassie. Cassie is finishing collage as an older student and Victoria wants in her jeans. Woof woof bark bark Victoria is pulling up pictures of this woman’s insta and jerkin’ in I don’t make the rules.