[jackmansjoy]

me: ok we are gonna calm down with the greatest showman, u cant let this take over ur life

brain: …

me: ….

brain: …

me: … dont do it

brain: watching it comE TRUE, IT’S TAKING OVER YOU, OOOHHH THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW

[numnumniki]

Bones: All in all, a 100% successful mission.

Kirk: We lost Spock!

Bones: All in all, a 100% successful mission.

[samaritanpoledancing]

im so sorry 

original comic by @rhymewithrachel on twitter

[numnumniki]

Never be sorry for this magic 😂

[sorenkingsley]

[numnumniki]

The exact moment I fell in love with ToS ❤

[giantmonster]

[numnumniki]

Bones <3

That is all.

[crayolasaurus]

i love that when poe says “that droid has a map that leads straight to luke skywalker” finn says “oh you gotta be kidding me”, implying he knows exactly who luke is and that he’s important. i love that when finn mentions luke to rey she says “luke skywalker??? i thought he was a myth” implying she knows exactly who luke is and that he’s important. i love that luke skywalker is a legend, a myth, a celebrity. do you think he has fans

[neenarchive]

I like to think that not only is he famous but that because he’s so elusive he’s actually reached cryptid status in the star wars universe. people host parties when a new blurry photograph comes out, get into debates over whether he really exists or not, skywalker-sighting hotspots are full of tourists and conspiracy theorists wearing shirts with a lightsaber on that say ‘I want to believe’ in block capitals.

[kaytooessoverit-deactivated2021]

[kelssiel]

there’s a popular show where three guys run around the deserted places on various planets that have reported “Skywalker sightings”

it’s mostly just them interviewing crazy yokels who claim they saw Luke Skywalker eating leaves somewhere then going out in the dark and scaring themselves shitless claiming they hear lightsaber noises

Leia hasn’t missed an episode since it began airing

[numnumniki]

Oh, god, this is beautiful 😂

[this-is-the-way-mando]

Getting attracted to a really evil character

[numnumniki]

😂😂😂 truth

[sh-ckface]

[numnumniki]

Bahaha

[numnumniki]

When someone underestimates Carol, and you know shit’s about to hit the fucking fan.

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[marsdaydream]

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

[dyggyd]

Ditto! Ditto, ditto.

[rickylloverao3]

I need to read this!

[ask-a-ravager]

Older man I am uncomfortably attracted to - check

Dad - check

Dead in canon (but not in our hearts) - check

[numnumniki]

Well would you look at this basket of perfect right here? I'm uncomfortably attracted to him, too 😂

[ghostclvb]

WHY IS NORMAN SUCH A FUCKING GREMLIN LMFAO

[numnumniki]

I AM CRYING

[ask-a-ravager]

Peter: Because Yondu is an entire bag of a-holes.

I’ve just made a Patreon! Now to figure out how to use it, and create some content….

[numnumniki]

😂😂😂

[ask-a-ravager]

Hakuna Matata, a-holes.

@theyondu

[numnumniki]

Oh my god 😂 that's amazing

[martinipistache2-deactivated201]

[numnumniki]

I quote this scene all the freaking time, guys, and no one ever gets it!

[drbonesmccoy]

Bones is Soft™ pass it on

[numnumniki]

Bones is totally a grumpy little softie, guys, you all know it. 

[asarutobi]

[burning--amber-deactivated20201]

They know each other inside out! I don’t know….but to me dialogues like these are the most romantic.