Life gets hard and it gets messed up

A Louie. Only a Louie. If you are not here to squee about Louis, leave me alone.

[tsundernova]

Domestic dispute in public

[thecollectibles]

Siren by Michael MacRae

[therobotwig]

One year ago today I posted this miniature Star Wars Andor inspired photo I created. Shot practically using real figures, lighting & a couple of broom heads to create a crop field and a few perspective cheats.

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

[not-a-slayer-of-dragons]

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

[i-dont-crow]

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

[babtest]

Remembered to check at the station today and report that

The structural stigmata are still there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

[official-german-puns]

It’s his daily commute.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

[ninatastic]

Unfortunately they repaired it recently

[pluto-rain-her]

Es hängen jetzt sogar Schilder dort:

In Kölsch, Deutsch und Englisch 😂

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

Gandalf during the Hobbit: good god I wish Bilbo was more naturally in tune with his Took side I feel like I have to force it out of him

Gandalf during Lord of the Rings: TOO MUCH TOOK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH PIPPIN

[omnybus]

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

[omnybus]

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

[omnybus]

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

[cthulum]

Very relevant indeed

[pananarchocommunist]

Rule of the internet: there's always an XKCD about it

[originalleftist]

"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes."

-Sam Vimes, Night Watch, by Sir Terry Pratchett.

[butch-tradwife]

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

[introvertsnation]

Can we normalize not confusing someone's free time with their availability.

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[brinkoftheabyss]

SAS but its text posts I had saved in my camera roll

[yum-shipper]

[squarebracket-trickster]

"Readers have SHORT attention spans! The average reader takes just TWO sentences to decide whether to put a book down! You have to HOOK them in the FIRST sentence! GRAB them by throat and don't let them BREATHE—"

... have... have we considered that perhaps the average reader just, like, knows what they like in a book? I mean... first sentences are famous for establishing things like *checks notes*... genre, tone, POV, pacing, character, voice, uhhh... writing style...

The average reader is putting your book down because they discovered it's in first person (or not in first person). The average reader put your book down because they wanted a cozy read, or they're sick of cozy reads, or romance, or grimdark, or assassin princesses, or vampires, or or or. The average reader put your book down because they just didn't like your writing style—no, not because it was boring... they just, get this, didn't like it.

The average critical reader put your book down because it had six grammatical mistakes in the first two sentences.

The average reader will read quite a ways if the premise intrigues them, they like the genre, the writing style doesn't get on their nerves, and the characters pop off the page. In fact, they'll probably read the whole book, so long as it delivers on its plot promises and doesn't drag in the middle section.

The average reader will, however, stop reading after just two sentences if it's clear by the second sentence that the only thing they'll like about this book is the opening line.

[squarebracket-trickster]

Idk, I just think like, painting a demographic of people who, you know, pick up full length books to read for fun, as having short attention spans doesn't make too much sense. At least not as much sense as the alternative: words tell people things; namely, the contents of this book.

In general, though, I think we jump to blame short attention spans too often when there is a far more logical explanation. "It takes 0.06 seconds for viewers to scroll past a post." Yes, that is typically how long it takes me to discern whether this post is about something I'm interested in. There's a trillion posts out there, probably a billion books, of course we've gotten fast at sorting through content. That's not an attention span issue. That's just efficiency.

[alatarielqueen]

[mr-reblogbutton-archived]

Keyleth drinking with the crew and drunkenly uses wild shape

BASED ON THIS INCREDIBLE IMAGE

[authormars]

The Tumblr sexyman contest is coming up (June 1st!) and I was the rallying behind Percy being submitted so I feel it is only right that I champion why I think people should vote for him (this WILL have spoilers for both the Vox Machina show and campaign 1)

#1: He's so traumatized. His entire family was murdered and he was tortured for a while by a woman who had a psychosexual relationship with him afterwards (I love you Dr. Anna Ripley)

#2: He was so angry about his family being murdered (above) that he accidentally made a deal with a demon for revenge!!

Him and his demon ☝️

#3: He's honestly really pathetic in the show, especially after season one. He blushes when faced with Naked Woman™ (his future wife)

He also looks like this in episode 12 of season 3

#4: His wife owns a bear and that is very cool

#5: He's very autistic-coded and relatable (to me) He's very smart and uses that to his advantage while also being a fucking idiot sometimes

This is his glove that shoots lightning called Diplomacy. (Fun fact: this glove is because he shot himself in the hand to escape his demon!) He names his weapons stupid things. His other weapon names are Bad News (a sniper rifle), Retort (a pistol), and Animus (a pepperbox)

#6: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

#7: He looks hot I swear. Ignore the triangle hair they massacred my boy in the show here's his first official art from the campaign

#8: He's a hot old man in campaign 3!

He has a cane (we love a disabled king... lord... Lord of Whitestone) that has spikes and a gun built into it. Because he's crazy

In conclusion, I believe he fits the criteria for Tumblr sexyman. He's a little unhinged, pathetic, and bisexual. Please vote for him. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

(@sexy-people-contests-2026)