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#useful gif #nursing #sorry i haven't posted in a while #busy busy busy #heart #conduction

When I read in the H&P that my patient recently had *5 POUNDS OF CLOTS* removed from their major blood vessels

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #WTF #HOW #HOW ARE YOU ALIVE #clots #code blue #jesus take the wheel

When doctors tell me I should smile...

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #nurses #resting bitch face #don't tell me to smile #stay in your lane

When the head surgeon has a serious God complex...

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #nurses #surgeons #let's all just calm down #ego #chill dude

When I have to watch my mouth around peds patients or patients’ children..

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #nurses #kids #munchkins #potty mouth #watch your fucking language

When night shift and day shift get into a catfight about who has it worse and you just want to give report and go home

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #night shift #day shift #super professional #shut up #act like an adult #nurses #catfight

When your patient gets back from PACU and you ask them if they’re having any nausea

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #PACU #anesthesia #nausea #post-op #zofran #here's your barf bag

How mother/baby sees 3 day olds who need readmitting for bili lights

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #I get that they only deal with babies they catch #but you literally caught them 3 days ago #why are they suddenly not yours?#We have to get the bili lights from you every time #why don't you just admit them..?#pediatrics

When pharmacy won’t release a med and the doc insists they do, but they won’t actually talk to each other about it

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #talk to each other #goddammit #don't shoot the messenger #doctors #pharmacy #this one ortho doc #keeps writing celebrex and toradol in his PRN's #for every case #and I have to have this argument between them #every time #about how they're the same medication #and the doc keeps insisting he's done it that way forever #doesn't mean it's right #ugh

When day shift was a shitstorm, but you know night shift has to deal with a full moon

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #for those about to die #we salute you #but hopefully no one actually dies #full moon #nurses #mad house #more wine

When your 26 y/o male patient leaves the back of their gown open, but you need to be professional

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #nice butt #shit #I wasn't looking #I swear #no one ever went broke window shopping

When the doc undresses a wound then tells you “Oh, can you change that?”..when you literally just put that dressing on

#nursehumorprn #nurse humor #sure #no problem #i have nothing better to do #cleaning up after doctors #wound care #nurses

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When a patient calls me young and beautiful but actually manages to do it in a way that isn't totally creepy

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When it is creepy

#bahaha #admitted a little old Asian lady the other day #she told me I had a pretty face #and that I was funny #please continue #I enjoy praise #😂#nursing #compliments #creepy #not creepy #aww

half-great-adventures

I think the thing that annoys me the most about medical tv shows is the fully stocked linen carts and supply pyxis.

My kingdom for another pillow!

#or how about docs starting iv's #and hanging meds #or happening to already be in the room when someone codes #suuuure #nurses apparently don't exist

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Minding my own business charting and an angry family member of a patient comes up to me yelling "What are you doing just sitting there, we asked for water 10 minutes ago!"

#excuse you #nursing #rudeness

How to be a nurse:

Or just quietly do it when your patient’s back is turned...

Suction canisters full of phlegm, anyone? x_x

A nursing truth universally acknowledged ....

#nursing #can't unsee #dicks everywhere

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