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Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels

we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman was out here actually becoming a gymnast?????

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my favorite pokemon is lotad i think because it is simultaneously round and flat plus all of them are just certified dumbasses

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shut the fuck up i fucking love them

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Entertainment Weekly Photoshoot | Jamie Lee Curtis & Michael Myers

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Good ol’ Bean 👸🏻🍻

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“Well, I can confirm that that is Brad Pitt,” Reynolds said. “I still don’t even know how we got him for the movie. I just wrote him a letter, and explained what it was we were doing. And the sort of premise behind it was how do we, what’s the most wasteful way to use the biggest movie star in the world? And it was through a character that is largely invisible and worthless throughout the movie. And then just having him show up for eight frames of footage. And I guess Brad found that funny, we all found that funny. And he said, yes. And the next thing you know he came and shot for about seven minutes. It took him longer to drink the coffee that he requested as payment.”

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Holy shit I’m crying

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I’m thinking maybe Brad was up for some fun in his life around then.

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What a legend

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Me at my internship this summer

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okaytrue

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Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

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omg ive been trying to look for this post

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me when i find out a game has object physics

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omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

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((”Not just pizza”))

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((”but eternal damnation”))

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Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses