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[kosmogrl]

may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good may will be good

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[yiffpunk]

*checks watch* oh would you look at that it’s time to smooch a cute furry boy

[spookybustermoved-deactivated20]

You called?

[yiffpunk]

get out of here inuyasha

[spookybustermoved-deactivated20]

[glass-conger]

Pray for me

[beardedmrbean]

[moringmark]

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[moringmark]

[k-eke]

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

[cosmic-nia]

who wants to give this lil ai a kith and tell him how much he’s loved and appreciated and how great his adventures are and

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[dogpuppy]

[beardedmrbean]

[assortedcrackers]

I am losing my shit right now

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[forbiddenchapel]

Melania: Devourer of Men

[annethecatdetective]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you need to listen to rap and hiphop you need to listen to jazz you need to listen to blues and country and bluegrass or else you will be inflicted with something most foul of the soul

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

and if you say you do and post a video game ost you will be hexed by an evil shaman