frogs are great.

i just want chicken nuggets

[redtsundere-pngs]

cute buttons :)

[scourgeofarmagon]

[mockwa]

[super-metroid]

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

[rift-master]

I mean this is a really decent lifehack for somebody

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[flabbergasted-and-inspired-deac]

anyone else see that?

[lets-catch-some-waves]

[vile-things]

[hustlerose]

[nickyflowers]

he

[trilllizard666]

A C T I V A T E

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[juelzsantanabandana]

Just fucking shoot the fire

[melimion]

America they have guns for everything

[pmwprimo]

Patrik Mollwing www.mollwing.com

[suzziepsyche]

[nightwife-deactivated20160308]

Always reblog

[sarcolin]

Woah

[rainbowcoffin-blog]

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen sounds to me like he was asking for it

[fission-mailure]

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

[timeisamanysplendoredthing]

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

[imcombat-ready-deactivated20141]

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

[leftlines]

Was he alone? He shouldn’t have been alone. I mean what was he expecting?

[fluffyunicornswithpartyhats]

It obviously wasn’t a legitimate decapitation, if it was the body has ways of shutting it down.  

[elementalisman-deactivated20210]

He probably enjoyed being shot. Most men don’t like to admit they actually enjoy being shot and having their head cut off.

[oc-dweebington]

Obviously. If he didn’t like it, he wouldn’t have let her shoot him 10 times. He would’ve stopped her. Basic logic.

A lesson to learn, kids. Always be on guard by wearing a bulletproof vest.

[criticalcrone]

He shouldn’t have run into her bullets. Ten times.

[the-radical-buzzard-of-discourse]

I heard he’d been at a bar before it happened, so he probably just got drunk and tripped over the blade that decapitated him. Men really need to be more careful when they drink or these things are bound to happen. :/

[melonmemes]

this tweet killed me so i had to share

[fancybroom]

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

[fancybroom]

You guys are never gonna guess what I found again in North Carolina

Him….

[cryptid-sighting]

I had a dream about this jug the other night and I believe it summoned this post back to me

[darkmelaningirls-deactivated202]

How cute is this 😊😇

[candiikismet]

IM ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS AMAZING!

[99percentinvisible]

[verisimilis]

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

[deep-sexts]

[tjourdann]

“ruin it" lmfao

[thewordywarlock]

Jenny - Studio Killers (2013)