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I've been gone for a while

[puyopuyo]

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here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[paverics]

[slurpenstein]

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

why is every ya novel titled something like Cock of Stone and Ice….court of rats and clowns… throne of pissy and shitties

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[cozycreaturescorner]

if you go to therapy, you are sexy and i'm proud of you

[eucalyptus-sage]

banish the idea that platonic love is a lesser form of love

if you go through life not investing in your friendships the same way you invest in romantic relationships, you will always be looking for love, feeling lonely, completely blind to the love all around you

friendship is not a lower level relationship. it is not a lesser form of love.

[wordsaremylife]

Yes

[kirby-appreciation]

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

[kirby-appreciation]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

[kirby-appreciation]

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

[scarlct-vvitch]

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it’s all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

[highschoolhandjobs]

how do i send letters to the moon i want to tell her i love her

[clarkegriffins]

You’re destroying everything, and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?

[fuckoe]

Stranger things (that’s his name): Ur gay lol

Coconut head from ned’s declassified school survival guide:

[qmata]

[dlubes]

[analwithpayne-deactivated201312]

waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

[oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate]

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

[powerburial]

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

[coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms]

what if it was mario you utter fool

[powerburial]