memento mori

fashionably late to bnha and aizawa hell

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

This. This is the kind of shit that's impossible to explain to a Clock Tower mage when they want to know what Chaldea actually does.

Gudako was shoved into a UN interrogation room with a couple of inspectors who didn't realize she wasn't trapped in there with them, but they were trapped in there with her as she spent several days attempting to clarify how the fuck you convince Spartacus that bread is not oppression and why that's important to keeping history stable.

[calamitys-child]

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

[calamitys-child]

Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo

[calamitys-child]

An excerpt

[tainbocuailnge]

for his third ascension king hassan takes off his mask and underneath is a low resolution photo of jouji nakata’s face pasted onto king hassan’s body

[tainbocuailnge]

exactly like this

[tainbocuailnge]

the man himself disagrees. alas, this will remain but a distant dream

[tainbocuailnge]

3 years later jouji still jokes around with that pic which is probably the greatest fame i’ll achieve in my life

[raveneil-deactivated20220513]

fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……

[brawltogethernow]

Look…. To start a book… You have to make room in yourself for new characters and worlds. Do I look like I have the emotional energy for that? Do I look like I can trust like that right now? Just show me the things I already know pay good returns on my investment, except I also want to read something new so I guess they can be in a coffee shop this time.

[theafictionado]

These Lion King shenanigans are all very well but now all I can picture is Shirou in emotional turmoil in the middle of any of the Fate routes and looking up at the stars like he often does

and just

Kiritsugu’s face appears

and says in a mighty ethereal voice

‘What do you mean you slept with Saber’

[mariaubiquitous]

And then Shirou turns it right back around with,

“What do you mean you slept with the Holy Grail?”

[twinkle-art]

there’s a monster at the end of this book

[yeoswitchy]

“When I was young…   I wanted to become a great defense attorney like my father.”

[leaflicker]

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

[fisukenka]

Howdy, it’s your favourite cowboy~ 🔫🤠

[knightwayne]

Say hi to the gang for me.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

sono chi no sadame

[notravian]

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[luflen]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[chio-tyan]

Things I don’t feel like finishing but feel like posting

[wireskullarchived]

And the group piece! ah my style has changed so much :’) @tf2-fanzine

[gingerbbatch]

every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic

[miyukei]

Geh, he expected that.

[moksutinn]

🦋

[tabloidsores]

There is nothing that embodies all my favorite things in a character design more than

[tabloidsores]

I look at this guy and go “well he’s just going to cast spells huh”