How the f*ck does tumblr work?

I'll just put what ever here. I use she/they pronouns respect me or die.

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

I'm gonna introduce myself I guess bc I forgot to do that.

I'll just do an info sheet like I'm someone's oc or something.

Name: Nyx

Age: I'm an adult that's all you need to know

Pronouns: she/they

[homunculus-argument]

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

Dont worry it's technically light so it's naturally good aligned.

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

Hey! The devil is the pervert not me! He just says shit.

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

How do i dress like yuna from ffx-2.

NOT FFX FFX-2 IMPORTANT DISTINCTION!

Like this

[pukicho]

I will be 19 in two weeks, Puki

I'll be half your age

I’m not 38. And 19’s not half of 28. You’re just wrong on all accounts. Every single word out of your mouth, completely wrong. Have a happy birthday.🎈

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

Tomorrow i'll de age them 6 years for funsies

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

i think i'm just gonna tell people i'm a trans girl instead of gender fluid bc the only time i identify as a boy is when i'm in a sexual situation. Or maybe i use boy neutraly who knows.

[medievalsquire]

i saw an elf sneeze today it absolutely ruined the mysterious and nonchalant aura

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

Unless it sonded like cat devils vomiting fire that wasnt an elf. It was a demon pretending to be an elf.

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

[orcboxer]

why is kirby facing away from us

[orcboxer]

was it something i said

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

I stole the concept of a face from this artist dont worry you didn't do anything wrong. unless you ate his cake or smth

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

Hugging my phone rn bc thats where my boyfriend lives.

[quasi-normalcy]

These people are sexual predators.

[lucinatural]

If you are in WASHINGTON this is not yet law, this initiative will be on the ballot Nov 3 THIS YEAR. VOTE NO. You have the ability to prevent this from becoming law.

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

More like

What the

Testicles!

[softbunnydelico]

crapoy gender dsyohiria getting to me before bed , god kill me now

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

Eats your dsyphoria

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[imjunebitch]

oh hi guys guess what *throws up black bile* guess what guess what *throws up green bile* guess what *throws up blue bile* ily that'ssss what ^_^

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

*throws up pink bile* Did you take my pills that make you throw up rainbow color bile? *throws up purple bile*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website gets me

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

Dying star but without the heat if 1 trillion billion gajlion suns

[pukicho]

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

[javascript-official]

You are really gonna freak out when I tell you about the sun

[pukicho]

The Sun's fine as long as it stays over there

[veltroxx]

this made me smile, sending you warm vibes today

[pukicho]

… How warm?

[nyx-n1ghtsh4d3]

The sun started moving closer guys