#1 rated girlthing circa 1997

She/Her • pure of heart trans of gender dumb of ass • we are pro chaos in this bitch, if you're pro imperium of man get the hell out of here, except admech, you can stay

[zylphiacrowley]

I wish that you could see crafter and gatherer portraits like how you see combat job ones at the start of duties, but since you can't I just want everyone to see X'vahl's FSH portrait

This is a man who is going to fight a fish.

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[straytheskies]

its 3 am and im tire d and someone posted this strategy board in ffxiv and im crying

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[damnwyverngems]

[frabjousdaily]

nuclear family radiation poisoning

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[greelin]

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

[greelin]

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

[demilypyro]

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[livelovelaugh-777]

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[thatquietkid108]

When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance

[pokemonshelterstories]

My Bidoof, Butterscotch, has somehow figured out that the soles of my platform boots are made of wood so now she goes in blanket jail when she gets close to chewing them (i just wrap her up in her favorite blanket like a burrito, nothing bad), she has PLENTY of wooden toys to chew on but of course tries to chew my shoes, should i carve a replica of my boots out of wood that she can chew on? My parents got me her as an emotional support pokemon for my anxiety but she just gives me more anxiety when she tries chewing my shoes XD but i cant stay mad at her little face

what kind of wood are your shoes made of? that would be the first thing i'd look into. bidoof have definite preferences for what they chew on, so it may be time to rotate your toys and try some new materials. willow is one of the most popular woods for bidoof chews, so that's a good place to start if you don't have any; it's also good to have some harder woods and even some stone chews for your buddy to pick from. keep in mind the size of your wood chews as well. a major issue i see with rattata and bidoof chews is them being too small! with how powerful their bite is, they'll just snap chews that are too small into bits that aren't big enough to chew on easily.

as for your shoes...i'd recommend putting them on a shelf. bidoof aren't really built for climbing.

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[pumpkel]

Starting off Pride Month by drawing my favorite queer character!! 💙