Night's Cavern

Name's Nyx, Eclipse, or Night (i dont care which) | Any Pronouns | Adult | Mainly hermitcraft, minecraft, and my photography

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[lily-stabby]

So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.

The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"

The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"

The party "But he killed your parents???"

"That's why I owe him money!"

[just-illegal]

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[wind-at-your-back]

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

[asksloyxp]

Don’t!!!!! You!!!!!!

Forget about me!!!!!!

[astrothii]

the whole trojan war could have been avoided if paris just. ate the apple in one comically large bite. athena, hera, and aphrodite would have been stunned into silence.

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[skeeballcatt22]

Literally just posted to be more genuine but it’s April fools so enjoy some doodles from my secret Hermitcraft fic I’m working on

[hermigeddon]

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Gem: I did see my favorite hate comment ever today though? I-I think it might be my fav-my favorite hate comment. And--it-it was that I'm turning Hermitcraft gay. (she laughs) It-it gave me a-a very good laugh. It--they, they meant it as hate, so genuinely, but I did not take it that way.

Gem: Like--(giggling) I. Find myself in situations so frequently, where the men are roleplaying kissing each other, and if I could stop them, I would, okay. I would be more homophobic, I would stop them! I can't! They keep going, I (through laughter) I don't know what it is.

Gem: But it's not me, it's-it's th--nobody's holding a knife to them right now and making them do that. (laughs)

Gem: They're just like it. I don't-it's not me. (laughs) God, it was one of my favorite comments I've gotten. I-I immediately sent it to Grian. (laughs)

Gem: (eight seconds of silence) I'll take credit, if I-if somebody has to take credit, I can. (laughs) But I don't think, I don't think it's me. (five seconds of silence, then, laughter) Entry (? she says a Twitch chatter's name here) thank you for the twenty-three months, I haven't, but I'll look into it. I have heard--well, I've heard of Project Hail Mary, actually--

Gem: I should read that, I have heard a lot about it. (six seconds of silence, then reading a comment) "It's not you." Yeah, I don't think it's me, unfor-the men are just like that. They-they're-they-they're like it. Already. I don't know. They-they came like it. I didn't--it wasn't season eight that that started.

[starry-silver-v]

Grim, fry his balls

"Ah- what.. no, please don't actually. I do not want any part of me to be fried."

[hello-from-nrc-infirmary]

... I umm.... can heal many things... but um.... that would be... a bit awkward... and ummm... painful for you

[starry-silver-v]

It would be, yes... which is why it is best that it does not happen..

[hello-from-nrc-infirmary]

Agreed... if there umm... is a kitchen mishap, do let me know. Whether a slip of a knife, Lilia's cooking, or ummm.... something embarrassing.. I um.. prefer treating such things before they ummmm... have a chance at being worse

[starry-silver-v]

"I will let you know, though hopefully nothing like that will occur... I do understand the importance of managing to catch things- well, early."

[hello-from-nrc-infirmary]

Your diligence is um... reassuring. I find it umm... concerning how many would um... rather not see me for such things. Kitchen and potionology mishaps are um... quite common...

[starry-silver-v]

"It is somewhat worrying... it may be due to them thinking they can handle when they may be unable to. Though they should try go to see you just incase."

[l3o-draws]

This was a lot funnier in my head

[dankxsinatra]

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Gem: I did see my favorite hate comment ever today though? I-I think it might be my fav-my favorite hate comment. And--it-it was that I'm turning Hermitcraft gay. (she laughs) It-it gave me a-a very good laugh. It--they, they meant it as hate, so genuinely, but I did not take it that way.

Gem: Like--(giggling) I. Find myself in situations so frequently, where the men are roleplaying kissing each other, and if I could stop them, I would, okay. I would be more homophobic, I would stop them! I can't! They keep going, I (through laughter) I don't know what it is.

Gem: But it's not me, it's-it's th--nobody's holding a knife to them right now and making them do that. (laughs)

Gem: They're just like it. I don't-it's not me. (laughs) God, it was one of my favorite comments I've gotten. I-I immediately sent it to Grian. (laughs)

Gem: (eight seconds of silence) I'll take credit, if I-if somebody has to take credit, I can. (laughs) But I don't think, I don't think it's me. (five seconds of silence, then, laughter) Entry (? she says a Twitch chatter's name here) thank you for the twenty-three months, I haven't, but I'll look into it. I have heard--well, I've heard of Project Hail Mary, actually--

Gem: I should read that, I have heard a lot about it. (six seconds of silence, then reading a comment) "It's not you." Yeah, I don't think it's me, unfor-the men are just like that. They-they're-they-they're like it. Already. I don't know. They-they came like it. I didn't--it wasn't season eight that that started.

[hypothetipolls]

If you were a natural disaster, what would you be?

Hurricane

Famine

Volcanic Eruption

Landslide

Tsunami

Earthquake

Tornado

Wildfire

Flood

Drought

Epidemic

Other

Voting ended onFeb 13

[questions-within-questions]

This is a shocking aversion to the Tumblr trend of weird polls having a clear winner.

Why is our identification of natural disasters so diverse...

[byjove]

everyone who was alive in the mid-2000s remembers that there was a lip balm equivalent to practically every soft drink on the market but does anyone remember the Aquafina FlavorSplash water flavored lip balm? and it tasted like artificial fruity nothing? flavored water lip balm. man made horrors beyond our wildest dreams

[hermigeddon]

[blignick]