The Adventures of Oateyboat

[oateyboat]

I’m currently working on a short horror film with Electron Pictures (a group of third year Media Production university students. The film is called Chain Reaction, and will be an 80′s style slasher. To fund the film, we’ve launched a crowdfunding campaign via Indiegogo and we need your help to bring this project to life. To help, visit our campaign here to see the different donation options available to you, each with a different reward available as a token of our gratitude. Can’t afford to donate? You can still help! Simply reblog this, or share the link with anybody you know who would be interested in helping a project such as this, such as Horror fans. 

Thank you for your time, and we hope you help us out in anyway you can!

Donate and share the link here!

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Is London Has Fallen actually worth your time? Check out my review right here and find out!

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Does Fantastic Four live up to its name, or is it just the latest in the long line of failed adaptations?

Click here to see my review!

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Fantastic Four just hit cinemas today! Is all the negative buzz around this film accurate, or is the film truly Fantastic? 

Click here to read my review and find out!

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Trainwreck is due to hit UK cinemas on 14th August. Is it worth getting excited over, or is it something you might want to skip? Click here to check out my review and find out!

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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation hits cinemas today! Should you choose to accept this mission? Or is it time to go rogue on the franchise?

Click here to read my review!

[oateyboat]

Disney • Pixar’s - Inside Out

Inside Out has finally hit UK cinemas after enjoying a month of success in America. Is the film worth the hype? A return to form for Pixar? Or just the latest disappointment from them?

Click here to check out my thoughts!

[oateyboat]

Ant-Man, the latest film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, launched into cinemas today. Is it a major misfire for Marvel or another hit? Click here to check out my review and see what I thought!

[oateyboat]

I came back from Tumblr hiatus to post this gif

[oateyboat]

Gonna try and avoid Tumblr for quite some time, at least until Ant-Man is released, maybe extended to Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation or just the entire summer blockbuster season. 

I get that y’all are eccentric fans and when you see something you love you just have to share it with the world, but I keep seeing a lot of them done with absolutely no regard for spoilers and you’ll post gifs of plot twists, reactions to deaths and outright reveal hidden cameos sometimes, which makes it extremely frustrating to browse Tumblr as a film fan.

This isn’t me trying to tell anybody how to enjoy their own experience or run their blogs; this is just me having a little rant because I’m annoyed that having carefully avoided trailer after poster after TV spot so I can go into Ant-Man and be surprised that people have spoiled things such as cameos and, for me, ruined the sense of excitement I would have had had I seen the film without this knowledge. 

Eventually when I’ve seen pretty much all the films I need to this summer in the quiet before the winter movies, I’ll go through and unfollow people who share spoilers for brand new films without tags so that I can actually enjoy my experience on here. Until then, I’m gonna do my best to avoid Tumblr all together.  

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[collegelifecrisis]

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

[dejanentendu]

I almost spit out my water

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[oateyboat]

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[comedycentral]

Click here to watch Larry Wilmore discuss marriage equality with Guy Branum, Janet Mock and Jordan Carlos on The Nightly Show

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