I’ll Probably Show Your Post To My Mom

Oat - He/him - 22

[tboys]

i never fuck with skinny bitches cause what if she starts talking about her pages

[treecitysessions]

I can’t believe this was a real tweet

[bubbleteavangelist]

popping my vagina into another woman’s vagina… candace owens is creating new forms of sex im not even able to visualise

[acid-aholic-reborn]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

OK

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[wastrelwoods]

his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog

[dogpuppy]

[nimcest]

[hungwy]

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

[wowhead]

[tiredandjaded]

everything reminds me of her (d&d character from now-defunct campaign)

[neomedievalist]

this will be the nuclear family in 2026

[randomalistic]

Go

[kosmogrl]

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like

[bish0ps]

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

[softgrlfriend]

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

going to the strip clup with pip plup

[thominyourside]

[mi-spark]

my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon