Itsalwayslikethat

23, german, she/her

[transfemininomenon]

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

[terramythos]

Betty Biopsy

[naamahdarling]

Beulah Don’t Like This Rash

[pixelatedtoys]

Marjory Can’t Fucking Breathe.

[knitmeapony]

Mary Jane Acid Reflux.

[tellingetienne]

Phyllis Fell Down

[finnglas]

Jewel Infection In My Jawbone

[thelaughingvulture]

Amanda Going Into Labor

[snakeybones]

Alma Appendectomy

[baberscamille]

Donna gets Vaccinated

[surprisebitch]

Magdalena Blood Test

[roughstuffmcgruff-deactivated20]

Bonnie Broken Arm

[saskjeeper]

Maryanne bronchitis

[cour5t]

Betty bronchitis

[brendanjfrye-deactivated2023070]

Dorothy Fell Through A Second Story Porch

[oldaccount2024-deactivated20240]

Betty Breast Pain

[aaronexplainsitall]

Margret Thinks She’s Having a Heart Attack, But It’s Just Indigestion 

[mllesouthernbelle]

Bobbie Broken Hip

[obermupfel]

Wilma Flu

[carudamon119]

[dragoncuspid]

why he do dat

[peekachiu-deactivated20210214]

he checking if too hot

[sheeran-usa]

[oldaccount2024-deactivated20240]

[truly-fantastic-me]

“wouldn’t you rather earn something than have it just handed to you?”

Yeah when it comes to actual awards and fancy goods, but when it comes to basic needs, basic human decency, and accomodations, those things should always be handed to people. No one should have to “earn” those things.Value people as people, not base it on how much they produce. 

[mythiass-deactivated20230515]

yeah but that creates a severe dependency that could be exploited easily, and creates a slippery slope @musical-clarity

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Actually studies show that people who live in places with universal income (who are given money with no strings attached just for being citizens) do far better work than those who don’t and are more enthusiastic to do work.

This is because they still want nice things and will work for those but the part of their energy that was devoted to worrying about if they have enough money to pay the rent and bills this month is now freed up to do other things.

Some people will always be lazy and take advantage of the system, but they are always a tiny percentage and it seems ridiculous to me to punish the majority and severly hamstring their abilities just because a handful of people will simply live of basic income rather than work.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

It’s been tested a couple times. In Canada, in some European countries, and the results are always the same. There are two groups of people who show a statistically significant (Greater than one half of one percent, or 1 in 200) increase in Not Working and living off the guaranteed income. Parents of Children under school age, and full time students. Among ALL other groups, employment actually INCREASED. Why? Because guaranteed minimum income means that homeless people can get at least a basic low end apartment. It’s hard if not impossible to get an above board job without a permanent fixed address. Also more people were able to have and maintain a BANK ACCOUNT. It is often hard to get a decent job without an account that can accept Direct Deposit for paychecks. Also, lost work time due to illness and injury decreased across the board. It turns out if people are getting a decent amount of money each month they can A> afford to eat better, and B> obtain decent medical attention both preventative and emergency. Crazy right? So why hasn’t it caught on? Because it doesn’t directly benefit the people in power, and it increases THEIR PERSONAL taxes, their CORPORATE TAXES, and thus decreases their PERSONAL INCOME. So, because Jeff Bezos and Alan Greenspan might fall from making 100 billion dollars a year to making 99.8 billion dollars a year, it’s a hard NO and we can all fucking die.. The End.

[mirrorfalls]

tl;dr

[cryoverkiltmilk]

reblogging for the addition

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[takemehomefromnarnia]

We are going to Hamburg tonight - and so are the rainbows and pride colours! Those lovely people are representing Rainbow Direction in the Barclaycard Arena:

@germanlarrie18 , @yourbadreams , @bunboyfriend , @walkingtolarry , @giovimonster , @obermupfel , @insomniaclarrie , @croaklarry , @miss-sternstaub , @cantalou , @papierowa-lalka , @louhearted and @pattern-pals

Overall, there’s a total of 24 participants for tonight’s show!

Whether you are participating for the fifth or the first time tonight, we know you’ll have an amazing time raising your voice for the LGBTQ+ community together!

You want to join in on the fun and are planning to bring any sort of rainbow or pride colour? You still can!

Sign Up See other participants on the map Rainbow Direction concert FAQ (everything you need to know!)

How to best arrange a meetup

[obermupfel]

Niall: Good job Gays!

Zayn: Don’t you mean gu-

Niall: Did I fucking stutter?

4/5: *Sweats*

[obermupfel]

Harry, drunk: Opinions… are like nipples.

Liam: Explain.

Harry: I pretend I only have two and on occasion I let close friends see my third and fourth ones.

[obermupfel]

Interviewer: I need all of you to be straight with me.

Niall: *snorts* That’s going to be difficult for these four.

[daenerysbeauty]

i’m literally going to write out of spite a fantasy series focused on the relationship between two gay wizards in the 1920s who are driven apart due to one’s lust for power, ultimately leading to a final confrontation between the two to determine the fate of the world. and you know what??? jk can’t even sue me for it since she never actually incorporated it into her works, so boom i win.

[thatsadifferentstory]

PLEASE

[honeyhl]

i just need one member of this snake boyband to post an unseen throwback pic of the 4 of them JUST ONE PIC PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

[glasshallas]

Who the fuck changed this from Danny devito to markiplier

[witchyoons-remade-deactivated20]

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

[chokied-deactivated20200101]

how about all three

[gankingghouls]

[breathes heavily] did you just mention harry styles

[hellsite-yano]

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

[kissonwakeup]

unplug your controller dawg

[unicornfan]

forfeit my buddy

[vanta-ebooks]

concede dude

[hellsite-yano]

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

[hellsite-yano]

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

[hoeonfilm]

cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life

[filmaticbby]

u know that feeling when you’ve just showered, you get in to bed, ur room is clean and tidy and u just feel safe and soft and everything is okay

[la-paritalienne]

no