Out of Order

a small dragon. i am the freak in your dni. e/em or they/them

[tellingetienne]

where to find me

second tumblr: https://erotica-hooligan.tumblr.com (writing/fic) bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tellingetienne.bsky.social mastodon: https://federatedfandom.net/@tellingetienne ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/tellingetienne/

[365thingsthatdontsuck]

112/ 365 Things That Don't Suck, Cuatro:

playing mermaids at the pool

[nightmaresyrup]

I compressed and minified a Gryphon. Marvel at how tiny it is! (Around the size of a corgi)

[mango-and-isekai]

Hello I would like one

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[t4timekeeper]

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

[t4timekeeper]

seeing people say “sometimes i wish i was a guy but i still want to be a girl too” or vice versa and it’s like YOU CAN!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!!! TAKE MY HAND

[dragon-in-a-fez]

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[dropoutvocalstims]

posting this again cause now its actually true

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[naamahdarling]

At least one could deliberately sign the follow-up apology email with "warm regrets" and maybe get a laugh. Jesus Christ.

[johnturturro]

living in the us right now is just a constant stream of

[rederiswrites]

I think that media literacy step one for any video is "why is a camera pointed at this?" If there's no obvious reason for a camera to be pointing that way all the time, someone filmed the video on purpose. We aren't a fly on the wall, we're a deliberate audience.

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[ac3tinium]

dragon age shitposts

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships