Pitch It To My L.A.

Narri, 24 yrs, they/them pronouns. Lots of nonsense: jokes, art, dnd, aesthetic, etc

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[Scene: Me, passed out on an operating table. A Doctor and Nurse stand beside me]

Doctor: Nurse Bussy, we need two gallons of cum stat, or this boy will die!

Nurse: Doctor masc4masc, we ran out yesterday…

Doctor: Sweet Lorde, if that’s the case, then there is only one thing we can do now.

Nurse: You don’t mean…?

Doctor: Yes, code bukkake is our last and only hope.

Nurse: *soft gasp*

Doctor: *Unbuckling his belt* We must act quick, Nurse Bussy. Gather every person with a penis in this building and have them cum here ASAP!

Nurse: Yessir, I’m on it! *Runs out of the room*

Doctor: *Cranking his meat* I promise you, boy, you will not die under my-UGHNFG FUCKFKCUCK NGHUGH *Cums into an IV bag* You will not die under my watch!

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Me leaving the hospital after a successful life-saving cum transfusion:

[alinorrestorationsociety]

look it’s the worst post on this site

[m310drama]

Victor this is by far your worst post

[cantusvulpis]

So my school is putting on Shrek the musical and the director asked me to help make protest signs against Lord Farquaad, but she wants them to mostly be puns so if u guys have any please share

[dajo42]

OGRETHROW THE ESTABLISHMENT

WE’LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITHOUT HIM

SEND HIM FAR-QUAAD AWAY

IT’S GONE TOO FARQUAAD

WE’RE DONE WITH HIS SHORTCOMINGS

EVEN FURTHER DOWN WITH LORD FARQUAAD

[cantusvulpis]

I knew I could count on you, Dajo

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[b-atiful]

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

[valtsv]

i don’t want to look “hot” i want to look alluring, haunting, bewitching. i want to look like the kind of person hozier would write a song about.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Wholesome compares to cops killing innocent people in America.

[binturita]

Splatoon cops

[awed-frog]

Oh and also -

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[lilypadsandpetals]

[chingonax-deactivated20201106]

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[ubercharge]

check out this person’s minecraft/good pc flex

[readingrenditions]

[evilrashida]

‪Might have to uncancell Gucci to cop this one ‬

[deadpanwalking]

[dailybipuns]

Okay, hot take? Bisexual and pansexual are functionally synonyms, and the decision to ID as one or the other comes down to personal preference and interpretation, and any attempt to further separate the two is driving a wedge between two communities that should have nothing but love and solidarity for one another. 

We have more in common than not, and the words for our respective identities should not be pitted against each other. 

[swordshapedleaves]

Yeah with overlapping identities like this I just go for whichever one I like the pride flag the most.

[dailybipuns]

That’s so valid. 

[love-geofffree-deactivated20190]

There is a distinction between pansexual and bisexual but it is a very fine line, so fine that people who fit the definition for pansexual better may ID as bisexual instead for a variety of personal reasons and vice versa. But there is a distinction and acting like they are perfect synonyms can be quite invalidating.

Bisexual - attraction to multiple genders where gender is a factor within the attraction, and can include a preference for one gender over another, or attraction that feels different when it’s directed at a specific gender.

Pansexual- attraction to people regardless of gender. Gender is not a factor, you’d expect a blanket sensation of attraction regardless of which gender it is attracted to, and no sense of intuitive gender preference (though perhaps a logical one).

Notice that neither of these definitions actually exclude transgender or non-binary people and arguing otherwise is biphobic and transphobic. But there is still a distinction - practically, the issues they face and the relationships they will end up in are the same, but emotionally and subjectively they feel different.

[j-erin]

Me reading the first post: I totally agree 100% quit telling me that calling myself bisexual means I’m transphobic

Me reading post four: OH I never heard that distinction before. Being attracted to masculine ppl DOES feel different to me than being attracted to feminine ppl. It never occurred to me that pansexual people experienced attraction different from me in that way. Today I have learned something.

[ebonyheartnet]

Okay, so this is a better explanation than I have seen before, and I’m really glad it crossed my dash. *throws love and support @ my bi and pan friends across the globe bc they’re all valid*

[03josten]

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[thyrell]

i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches

[cadaverkeys]

I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

[corrucyst]

have you considered that this is a premonition

[queen-baelin]

the dream was a prophecy & the future sure looks bright

[choodraws]

date 💒

twitter | ig | inprnt | patreon

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[loverdeluxe]

here’s to lesbians

here’s to gays

here’s to bisexual people

here’s to pansexual people

here’s to trans people

here’s to non binary people

here’s to asexual people

here’s to lgbt+ people that are in the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are afraid to come out to their homophobic family and friends

here’s to lgbt+ people that are out of the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are still not sure what is their sexuality or what is their gender

there’s nothing wrong about you! you are all loved! you are all important! you are all beautiful! you all matter!

🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️‍🌈