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Lucifer can’t scold him for stealing if he’s not the one doing it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
chapter 1 - when i first posted this on instgrm it blew up a little and it scared me :)
ASMODEUS: MC, love! You forgot your to-do list! MC: I didn't have one- *Reads the to-do list.* ...This just says you and your brothers' names. ASMODEUS: I know<3
Lucifer: Satan.
Lucifer: I am your father.
Satan: *pins Lucifer back against the wall with a butter knife to the throat*
Satan: Take. THAT. BACK.
Lucifer: 😐
And from then on, Satan was known as the 4th brother.
MC: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Beelzebub will and will not eat.
Levi: Grass? Yes!
MC: Moss? Yes!!
Levi: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
MC: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Levi: Worms? Sometimes!
MC: Rocks? Usually nah.
Levi: Twigs? Usually!
MC: Solomon cooking? Inconclusive!
Satan: How did you… test this?
MC: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eat it, he eat it.
Satan: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Mammon: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
OBEY ME! MORNING PREPARATION Part 1
You caught their morning preparation before RAD. 着替えネタ
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✿ happy b’day solomon
admin fluffy ( ◞・౪・)
Have a merry boba christmas!! 🥤🎄
These scrunkly lil guys sleep with their precious mc 🧸💕
Satan, the night after the birthday
Incorrect quotes#680 Only Cebby!
When The Demons managed to piss you off...So you decided to end their whole careers
Mc*Sitting in the demon king's throne*LISTEN WELL!
7 Brothers*On their knees with backs straight and hands on their knees*...
Mc: The only one!...THE ONLY ONE!*Pointing demon king scepter at them*WHO I WILL BEG IN THIS LIFE! TO FOREVER STAY WITH ME! WILL BE MY PUPPERS!*Points at Cerberus*
Cerb*Wags tails faster as he lifts their heads high proudly*!!!
Mc*Hugging Cerberus while glaring at the demons*NO ONE ELSE!
Luci"....YOU TRAITOR-I DIDNT RAISE YOU TO BETRAY ME LIKE THIS-"
Diavolo, Mephisto & Barb*Also on their knees like the brothers*...."Why am I also here?"
Hot Demons come and go...but helldogs STAY FOREVER!
Solomon, standing infront of a balcony as he looks into MC’s eyes: I’ve loved you for a million lifetimes.
MC: And in everyone of them you’ve failed to correctly cook.
Solomon:
MC: It’s probably so many lifetimes because I’ve died from your cooking in each one.
Solomon:
Solomon, attempting to be dreamy again: A million lifetimes.
MC: correctly cook.
Solomon: Wow. can’t I just have a moment, MC? >:(
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The Demon Brothers + Their Love Languages
How do the bros show they love you?
genre: fluff
content/warnings: none, just tooth rotting fluff
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Brushing and styling their hair after showering
Lucifer
First of all, it would be very hard to get him to comply
His pride will allow no such things
But for the sake of content lets say he lets you do it a few times after days of begging
He wouldnt want to admit it pridey mc' prideface but he actually loves it when you do this
It relaxes him a lot
Wont actually ask for you to do it, though, you'll have to bring it up again and maybe he'll allow it
Comb through his hair in front of a mirror, whisper sweet little praises as you do so and he'll subconsiously melt into you
If you dare speak of it though, he'll takeaway your hair styiling privelages
Mammon
Yes
Do it
Now
He will happily agree, if you promise to make it look good
If you style it well, then, congradulations, you've just got yourself a job as his personal hair stylist
Would definetly brag to his brothers that he got the MC to do his hair and now it look so much better then theirs
Leviathan
"Oh hell no"
Is what he thinks at first-
The thought of him, fresh out of the shower and you? Styling and drying his hair?
Doesnt this only happen in anime?
Would think he would somehow mess up even if theirs nothing to mess up
But, after you reassure him, he'll comply
Absolutely beaming at the resoults
Doesnt matter if you totaly fucked up his hair or if it looks like something only a proffesional could do. He loves it either way
Satan
His answer depends on whether you have experience with it or not
Or so he says
He'll find a way to agree with any answer you give
You have experience? Sure, then he knows itll look good
You dont have experience? Then you can practise on him
He would get a book and read it to you while you style away
Also very happy with any resoults
Asmodeus
Hes been waiting for this day since you arrived
No complains or second thoughts, its you after all
Will ask to do yours as well
Will either have a specific request for his hair or just let you do what you want
"Im beutiful anyway, so it doesnt matter if you mess up . You cant mess up bad enough to make me look bad"
Beelzebub
Sure, if you can reach him
He'll offer to sit on the floor while you sit on a high chair so you can work comfortably
Also doesnt care how it turns out
Snack breaks. Every few minutes.
Though hes just the sweetest little babe, he'll feel bad for getting up every minute or so for snacks
So, what does he do? Shares his food of course
Proud of you no matter what you do to his hair
Belphegor
No
Absolutely not
Its nap time after showers , not 'let MC style your hair for an hour' time
If you beg him enough and throw in a new pillow, he'll comply
Doesnt matter what you do, he doesnt care
Not that he doesnt take care of his hair or doesnt care if it looks bad- he just wants to sleep right now
A/N: this is probably bad, my brain has turned to mush as i have been writing this from 4:36 am- 5:09 am, so sorry lol