dwight, you ignorant slut

“If everybody minded their (OWN) b-u-s-i-n-e-s-s, the world would go around a great deal F-A-S-T-E-R than it does.” ✨⟡ Liz, she/her, 9teen. ANIMAL LOVER x10 !!

[obituaryofaprincess]

fuck my life

need to delete the login creds for this acc bc it makes me depressive accidentally coming back here lmao

[obituaryofaprincess]

Hey guys! It’s been a long time coming, but I’ve decided to leave this blog. It’s become easy to lose muse for characters when I want more threads than I am capable of handling and, of course, countless other factors that would take me awhile to fit into one post. So I’m hoping that leaving this blog to act as an inactive archive could be a good starting foundation for a different indie account. I won’t be posting anything in the indie tags on that account, most likely, so if you would like to write with me again, feel free to message me! I’ll give you my url whenever I manage to create said blog, and we can go on writing like nothing has changed. For the majority of my mutuals, arrivederci.

tldr; I’m leaving this blog, and if you’d like to continue writing with me, slide into my IMs for my new url. The catch is that I’ll be hopping on this blog every-so-often to see if I’ve received any messages and, after a few days, I will no longer check for messages.

[c3po]

goofy : i just hyucking want u back id do anything scoob baby please please . just give me one last chance scooby: you really rucked up this time roofy. i ront think i ran rorgive you. u broke my reart

[kate-bishop]

[ta-archive]

reblog this and say ur 3 most recently watched shows/movies on netflix

[maylik-deactivated20121223]

reblog if i can message you and awkwardly make conversation with you so we can become best friends

[eemersonm]

me: you know women are allowed to not like men back

television writers:

[shelbytaylorexists]

JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏

[dundermifflinscranton]

[shy-lian]

if ur lgbtq+ reblog this with what you dip ur fries in

[obituaryofaprincess]

okay but guys,,,, making my own icons is so much easier than i thought ?????

i work in less than twelve hours and i’m making icons,,,, First World Problems kinda stress : /

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imessage ⇀ 😍

HAYDEN: I'm going to have to wear a scarf. And a parka.

HAYDEN: You sure are evil for someone who's half my size

HAYDEN: Maybe I should just take a one week leave from work

HAYDEN: And repay the favour

SAIGE: Or, better yet, you could wear nothing at all

SAIGE: It seems that I only had to lure you in to get the benefit of the doubt

SAIGE: I'm thinking that's your best idea yet

SAIGE: How long am I going to have to wait for you to take that week-long leave from work? I'm feeling a little eager here tonight, you know, by myself 3

[foulserpent]

me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

[crxcifix]

I am an impulsive roleplayer.

I let my muse take the reins and decide what threads to start or reply to in a given day. If the muse doesn’t feel it, it isn’t happening. That doesn’t mean that I hate you or that I no longer want to interact with you; I probably either lost our thread or my muse just said, ‘nah bro.’

I’m sorry I drop threads. I’m sorry I don’t reply to memes. I’m sorry I ignore my asks. I’m sorry I plot things and then don’t do them. I’m an impulsive roleplayer: my muse guides me.

Roleplaying isn’t my job: it’s my hobby. I do it for fun. My muse isn’t my coworker: my muse is my friend. We have fun together. If I started treating this as a job, it wouldn’t be enjoyable for me anymore, and the quality of my content would diminish greatly!

And while we’re on the subject, just because a thread gets dropped does not mean the relationship between our muses is dead!! Thread =/= relationship! We can start something new and continue building their bond! Relationships are important to building new aspects of our muses!

I always want to roleplay with you. Just…perhaps not with that thread. You feel?

[aggressive-bread-deactivated201]

[amcndaplecse-deactivated2018060]

okay but a f/f plot where muse a is expected to marry a guy she can’t stand in order to please her parents who are well known politicians, but muse a has been in love with muse b, her best friend since forever. muse a’s parents have no idea their daughter is bi and muse a can’t come out because it will “ruin” her parent’s careers and muse b has to sit by and watch the love of her life get engaged to a super douche. and muse a still tells muse b how much she loves her and it’s heartbreaking and angst. omg someone give this to me

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it’s gaga’s birthday today, aka no other day has been greater than this one