[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Strong women used to be burned at the stake. Now they're told "OP check your carbon monoxide detector."

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

not in my house !!

[objectprototype]

i literally love my partner so much she's been so caring and patient up to and through my surgery :)

[objectprototype]

oh yeah i haven't updated my avatar for like 4 years

[jncos]

[crawfishcomic]

Sour Candy

[powerburial]

my 2024 new years resolution is to find a lot of money on the ground

[technofeudalism]

[savedgame]

[objectprototype]

eunuchs-based operating system

[cannibalchicken]

[weeniebagel]

[neomel]

in honor of me finally acquiring the best video game i need to share the greatest ever tweet

[perenial]

love reading late 90s/early 2000s scholarship on the potential of the internet. "hey we shouldn't let venture capitalists get in on this" And Then They Did

[perenial]

this was published in 2001

[femgirlfriend-moved]

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

[sunb1eeder]

potion of pass out and shit yourself to death

[evilscientist3]

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

[anyotherstar]

What do you mean the water goes up

[evilscientist3]

It goes up.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

happy birthday to water goes up