wake up.

[ Itsu / Tear ] ✄ Cosmetic Crafter, FFXIV.

[confettifluff]

these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever

[confettifluff]

some of y’all have only seen like one picture of dashcon before and it really shows YES THERE WAS A BOUNCE HOUSE TOO!!!!

[germicelli]

hes waiting by the microwave

[mioxenoblade]

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

[supportive-rapport]

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[riley-rogue]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

okay so

be a goth. conservative christian parents don't approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can

know more about religion than the parents. they'll try to introduce you to christianity because you don't exactly look like a christian but your dad's an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you'll correct them on every little mistake they make

call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i'm talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like "my liver" or "my little cabbage" (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won't know this they'll just think you're annoying :3)

to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else

stare at her older brother's ass for just a little too long

have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle

let them quote bible verses to you. then ask "so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?". it's very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it's even funnier when you've just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history

ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn't make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-

be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it's just an act)

go and fuck her brother in an alleyway. the parents won't know about this so it's an optional step

use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that

just be yourself! that's enough on its own to make them despise you tbh

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

yes

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

i kissed him on the lips infront of his parents and claimed it was the usual greek greeting between men is that enough for you

[captain--steve--rogers]

Are you…. Are you secretly dating her brother OP?

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

yes

[vivid-mercury]

I wonder why

[flightyquinn]

Show up again to admit to dating the brother, but dress like a typical suburbanite and act like you've never met the parents before. Absolute power move.

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

asdgfgsjfh im totally doing this

[methylbenzene]

Friendly reminder that I actually went to dashcon to see the shitshow firsthand

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

……these pictures feel like forbidden knowledge

[purelyundecided]

The only visible event being a how to deal with bullies seminar is new to me and its much funnier than the ball pit

[justalitlecreacher]

The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

[informationsorter]

Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.

[mosswall]

On the being deep about Shrek website?

[molabuddy]

i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]

[youdonot-know]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[foreverpetty]

I’m

[k-vichan]

Absolute. Peak. Millennial. Humor.

[unpretty]

As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?

well thank god it's not just me

[unpretty]

favorite tags from the notes so far:

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

[schinako]

bunny stamps

[brontesommerfeld]

[ubashaaa-archived]

autusm 👍

[ubashaaa-archived]

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[i-drink-and-i-meme-things]

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[honeyrolls]

Pastel Sky Cakes

[sodatsu-nanafushi]

♡ミク×シナモン♡

[joleneghoul]

Holy Shit

[joleneghoul]

My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her