Pastel Nightmare

21 | aesthetic | princess

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[weaver-z]

Psychically willing the transfem working at this coffee shop to realize that her very tall awkward coworker boy is Clearly Flirting with her

[weaver-z]

Things this man has done in the last ten minutes:

- Apologize for not getting her a birthday gift before giving her $100 and insisting that she take his unused gift card to the local alt clothing store

- Jump in when I complimented her outfit while ordering to also compliment her outfit

- Immediately offer to let her take a break and take over all coffee orders when she stretched

[weaver-z]

He's making her a tea.... go white boy go

[galahadwilder]

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

[sunfoxfic]

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

[queer-cosette]

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[galahadwilder]

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

[queer-cosette]

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

[queer-cosette]

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

[galahadwilder]

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

[digitaldiscipline]

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

[minjiminjiminji]

the horse can have an extra hour in the plinko pit, as a treat

[angelaeleni]

You can have it all. You don’t have to choose. You are abundant, expansive, limitless, infinite.

[mayakern]

a girl

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

love having an anxiety disorder. i feel terrified like im dying and im just sitting here. its like going to a haunted house with free admission but its inside my mind

[wumblr]

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[tiberius-claudius-nero]

the only miss whose piss i sippie

[strongermonster]

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

[heystephen]

it’s literally hysterical how you can say “i don’t think we should be having music festivals during a pandemic where variants of the illness are consistently emerging and we have yet to make much headway in eradicating the illness” and ppl will unfollow you for being a hater and not letting them have fun

[fatliberation]

The diet industry wants your money and doesn’t care about your health.

Here are 10 examples of this to serve as reminders you can come back to.

10. It took two weeks for the industry to respond to a pandemic with the suggestion of immune boosting foods. This is not a thing.

9. Keto is Atkins, recycled.

8. Alkaline eating is not real. Nothing you eat will change your pH. This is good.

7. You cannot hack your health.

6. The only real appetite suppressant is food.

5. Clean eating is not real. Wash your hands. Wash your dishes. Clean.

4. There are zero health conditions that occur in only fat bodies. Zero.

3. Diet culture posits health as a choice. This is an untrue statement.

2. The diet industry is behind the wellness industry that unfairly suggests to humans that the side effects of being human can be mitigated with food. They cannot.

1. It garners $72 BILLION DOLLARS/year.

- Anna Sweeney MS, RD, LDN, CEDRD-S

[yekkes]

Wish we could burn psychiatry down I'm having my prescription refill withheld until I see my psych again and I need these meds to function lol. I also have dental shit to deal with this month and therapy. Lol

[yekkes]

Anyways just going to be straightforward: Stopping this medication suddenly causes intense withdrawal, mania, and seizures. She's angry bc I haven't seen her in like a year bc her sessions are $180 a pop. I also have to pay routine dental and renew my yearly dental plan this month which is usually around $300-something. I also have therapy which helps me function. Insurance doesn't cover or only partially covers some of this and I have to pay out of pocket. New year new stress!

My goal is around $750 so I'm not so overwhelmed by all of this. Please reblog, thank you 💖

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[yekkes]

$55/750, Thank you, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

This has a lot of notes but not a lot of traction, please keep reblogging!

[yekkes]

Forgot I have therapy tomorrow lol. It's $100 Which recedes the progress made thus far. Please keep reblogging!

[aggravatetheaxe]

people who like twilight are like "is it feminist to die in childbirth?" and don't wait for an answer

[aggravatetheaxe]

people who like twilight are like "is it feminist to perpetuate anti native rhetoric for romance teehee" and don't wait for an answer

[malhare-archive]

People who like Twilight are like "is it feminist for this full grown man to romantically imprint on a literal infant"

[vonclosen]

as a native man i cannot stress enough that stephenie meyer literally looked at native men and said that we are abusive, animalistic, sexually deviant, p*dophiles and everyone who likes twilight is apparently just fucking fine with that

anyways, here’s how this dogshit book negatively affected the very much real quileute nation, and you should make an effort to learn about the actual people

*i myself am not quileute, i am mnikhowozu lakhota. but i stand with my fellow indigenous people.

[spiritualseeker777]

[exeggcute]

not to be overly serious (lol) but if you're mad about these stupid new ""safe mode"" changes on tumblr's iOS app you need to be directing your energy towards apple because, realistically speaking, there is literally nothing tumblr staff can do about this lol. they've either gotta follow apple's rules or get their app removed from the app store.

but also this is just part of a way bigger and longstanding issue with apple's walled-garden approach to software where you can only get shit that meets their very specific standards and doesn't compete with their own proprietary apps AND if users make an in-app transaction apple gets like, a 30% cut or something insane. this is why epic games had that whole thing where they took fortnite off the app store in protest (and which iirc is still part of a big pending legal case that'll have some serious precedent based on its outcome.....?) so like. this is actually just one tiny battle being waged in a full-scale war of online content and access and censorship and yelling at a bunch of ragtag mobile devs on tumblr's staff will fix exactly nothing, I promise. so go complain about it to apple!!!!

[adizzyninja]

Steps to turn safari tumblr into a separate app on iOS

Wanted to put together a guide for less phone-savvy people (like me) who want to avoid this batshit tag censoring by using tumblr on safari instead of the app. Less gooooo

1) Open up tumblr.com in safari and click on the little export button at the bottom of the screen

2) Click the “Add to home screen” button

3) Click “Add” and you’ll have a new icon on your Home Screen that will open the safari version

Conveniently, the icon will have the default tumblr logo and even opens fairly seamlessly into what looks like it’s own app (one that you can now tag posts properly with again!)

Hope this helps y’all!

[bannedtags]

A Growing List of Banned Tags

This is my second go at making this blog. The first time, I got shadowbanned immediately for writing a post with these words on it, so I’m going to have to link to a google doc instead.

You can find my current list HERE

If something is not on the list that does NOT mean it isn’t blocked. It just means I haven’t checked/added it if it is.

If you’d like to contribute tags you’ve found, please send it via an ask or submission so I can double check and add it to the list.

EDIT: Right now many of these are only banned on IOS, but that really doesn’t make it better

[oarfjsh]

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