it’s the little things

[bookish-mind]

“Remy Laurent is laughter bottled into skin. It spills out of him at every turn.”

“Henry is like bottled lightning, unable to sit still for long, full of nervous energy...”

“Luc steps out of the dark, the way he did that night, drawing together from smoke and shadow. A storm, bottled into skin.”

[logarto]

that post abt how linda gaslights candace makes me so mad. no she doesnt. its not gaslighting if she genuinely thinks candace is lying.

[logarto]

there are no toxic abusive dynamics in the flynn fletcher family. i hate you

[thealphabetmurders]

The sniper who took them out has 100% accuracy and strong moral code.

[cryhounds]

I yank my coochie hair out when I'm stressed out (like chacha trichotillomania) and I just yanked one out that's strawberry blonde and I am so shocked. Everybody else dark at but this bitch was thinking she the anime protag of my hahina

im obsessed with you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[marisatomay]

my fellow americans, if you have not already done so, then please destroy all expectations you have that we will know any results on election night. upwards of 40% of voters plan on voting by mail. many states do not allow counties to even begin counting mailed ballots until election day. it’s very likely will not know who is president, who will take the senate, or even who your city’s mayor will be until mid to late november. internalize that now.

[marisatomay]

[catchymemes]

[hamburgeroisie]

I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies

[metalgirlysolid]

its called Color Theory and we been knew. “Art is subjective” but there are certain “rules” you can follow to make things more appealing in a subconscious/subliminal kind of way.

once you see it, you cant unsee it.

[greenvelvetchaise]

I can’t believe there are only 9 movies

[aleatorietadellesistenza]

There are only 9 genders and they are:

Orange and blue action hero

Red dress damsel

Foggy straight couple

Lone guy with sword

Couple leaning on eachother

Eye

Blurry thriller Cop

Sexy Legs™

Orange and black action hero

[youaremyeverlovin]

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

[tieflingfaggot]

Holy shit.

[keuppy]

Oh noooo

[adventuresinjoyland]

So I just came out to my Mormon grandma. I expected a lot of things! I had a lot of fears! Prepared for many eventualities!

I was NOT prepared for her to say, “Oh honey, I already knew. The Holy Ghost told me.”

[adventuresinjoyland]

#the holy???? ghost??????#the holy ghost is out here SNITCHING ON ME to my GRANDMA#somebody who understands the trinity please explain whether the holy ghost is supposed to be a big fucking tattletale

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[t4tbruharvey]

[ID: an email with the subject line Assignment 8 sent at 11:02pm. it reads - Dear all,

As you may have seen on the news, Ralph shot a man in the foot late this evening. As he had all the graded assignments at his apartment and his apartment is currently a crime scene, Assignment 8: Precipitation Reactions will be dropped.

Hopefully my headache goes away /end ID]

[island-delver-go]

Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

[hayatism]

some of you freaks in the notes are acting like “silence, brand” is a fucking slur

[official-lucifers-child]

y’all the person/people behind this brand’s twitter probably thought this was the funniest fucking thing, they aren’t mortally wounded because some dude said “silence, brand” like get a fucking grip you bootlickers, edible arrangements isn’t gonna fuck you okay

[yekkes]

[yekkes]

Concerning to me this starts to get notes after the debate 😬

[ratliker1917]

man imagine if elon musk got run over by one of his own stupid electric cars and just like fucking died from it. i’d be refreshing reddit the entire day. having the time of my fuckin life.

[hentaiavatar]

I get that the Tumblr people have a natural affinity for hating someone who gained success and is capable of actually making (small) change in the world, but if anything is below you guys, it’s the death wishes.

Do better ♥️

[ratliker1917]

the cropped hentai avatar man really wants you to know it’s not funny to joke about elon musk dying, specially not from being extremely slowly run over by a shitty tesla clown car making goofy circus noises

[dicy]

holes 2003 truly did it all.... the tackling of the prison industrial complex done in a way that was appropriate and understandable for kids while also pulling no punches...,, the full cast of well written kids of color... the drama, romance, and mystery to keep it fresh while also handling the heavy focus of racism.. the seamless weaving of the a and b plots... sigourney weaver looking like That. cinemas finest.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rosalielesbianhale]