I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range

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@obsessing-compulsively
I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN CHARLIE BROWN dir. Bill Melendez
If u havent watched gayle yet what are u even doing
”Then give white people some free advice.” ”They’re all in my books.” RIP Toni Morrison (February 18, 1931 - August 5, 2019)
i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious
Frank’s idea of fixing things
me trying to comfort my friends
this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
I answer for no one.
From Business Insider:
“Quick disclaimer, I don’t pretend to understand the complexities we face as a species, just because I portrayed a genius in my professional life. My scholastic achievement peaked at a correctional finishing,” RDJ said, alluding to his troubled past that landed him incarcerated on drug charges, until he cleaned up in a court-ordered rehab treatment. Downey Jr. also told the audience how he never made it past high school.
“On the flip side, I did play and interesting and iconic character for 11 years, Tony Stark,” he said, adding that what he liked about Stark was that he went from a “soulless war profiteer to a man who was willing to sacrifice himself for the good of the community.”
Downey Jr., himself, also had to personally change, transforming from a troubled youth into a reliable actor and member of an ensemble acting team, as part of the “Avengers” movies’ cast.
“Interestingly enough, when you want to change, the universe puts people in your life that facilitate that,” he said.
And his fame gives him access to all sorts of people.
“Recently, I was at a table with super smart, impressive, expert folks about six months ago, and the following statement was made: ‘between robotics and technology, we could probably clean up the planet significantly, if not entirely within a decade,’” he said, and the room burst into applause.
“Being essentially a 54-year-old child,” he said referring to himself, “I said, ‘Let’s do it! Let’s commit to a process, let’s form a coalition.’ And that did not inspire the reaction I expected. It was dead silence.”
(He used courser language involving bodily waste and smells in an elevator to describe the reaction he got.)
Those smart intellectuals, who thought the tech could do it, also thought that overcoming bureaucracy, sharing intellectual property, intergovernmental cooperation would be too impossible to actually make it happen.
But Downey Jr. wants to try anyway.
“I know it’s a kumbaya type dream. It’s a logistical clusterf–k,” he said. “I’m down with dedicating myself to maybe one small part of making good on that statement, even in abject failure, it’s still the best idea I’ve ever had.”
So at this robotics show, he announced his Footprint Coalition, which is still so new, its website hasn’t even been set up yet. The actor is promising that the Coalition will be officially off the ground in April 2020 and that he’s willing to spend “the next 11 years” working on it.
“I’ve got to do something. I’m unemployed,” he joked, a reference to the ending of the latest “Avengers: Endgame” movie.
it’s true and they should say it.
John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
I literally heard that in his voice
using daydreaming as a coping mechanism is fun until you realize that none of it will ever be remotely real and you end up more depressed than before
BETRAYED
The way the dog just looked at him FDGHDHJJKKFDHH
this wasn’t even a joke it was a straight-up confession omg
i… had no idea martha could drag.
I remember that movie! It was on lifetime lol
preach
Muva been woke
BOOM.
So there's this guy on one of the craft groups I follow...
His name is Sam. And he knits jumpers
And then takes photos
Of himself in front of the things that inspired them
And he just makes me so happy
Because he has such great talent
And he is everything I want to be in life
You go, Sam. You live your dreams
A+ quality blog content.
A perfect human.
TWO shark sweaters
This is like, double art.
I’m a pretty experienced knitter and even one of these sweaters is an impressive accomplishment. I’m kind of flabbergasted right now. Sam is killing it.
the level of skill, and then the photos themselves in which Sam is wearing a jumper that goes with the theme of the photo?! 10/10
Sam nails life 24/7
H o w
Stay safe this holiday season.