Elliott (Obsessive_Procrastinator)

Into PJO, HoO and ToA, Supernatural and BBC Sherlock. Transmasc, He/they. Adult

[obsessive-procrastinator]

Intro Post!

You can call me Obsessive-Procrastinator, Elliott or Eli

I use he/him, they/them and a bunch of different neopronouns

I'm transmasc, achillean, demiromantic and demisexual

I live in Canada, so a lot of American stuff doesn't apply to me

I'm into PJO, BBC Sherlock and all of the other Sherlock Holmes adaptations, and Supernatural

I'm a multishipper.

In PJO, I'll ship almost anything, but I love solangelo, frazel, valgrace and ruegard

For BBC Sherlock, it's Johnlock and Mystrade

For Supernatural it's Destiel and Sabriel

My favorite character in PJO has to be Will Solace, he's my baby.

I fucking hate AI

Ship and let ship. No point in harassing people over fictional stuff. It's fiction.

Related to that, this is a "proship space". Not as in "problematic ship", I mean, let people ship what they want

I agree with and support nuanced, complex and contradictory queer identities

I'm broke. Please don't send me asks for donations. I wish I could help, but I can't

However, please talk to me. Send me asks and tag me in ask games, I love them.

I'm disabled and chronically ill. I have POTS, chronic pain, and a bunch of undiagnosed shit, like possible ME/CFS

My ao3 is here

I like to bake, crochet, read, and listen to Welcome to Nightvale

Please send me fic recs, I could always use more fics

I like to listen to Conan Gray, Vincent Lima, DIVA!, Hozier, Noah Kahan, Mitski, Epic the Musical, and Chappell Roan

This page is subject to change as my interests change

Some of my favorite mutuals are @imliterallyinsanern @imminentchaos @vinceluvsyou @femme-plant-mom @aurantiumred @chickenonafencepost @marigold-solis-harp-player @whispersinthetide @toasterwaffles321 @ellemeditdance @thegemstonewitch @weel-solace @sevsalio @andimissmylovergirl @screaming-velociraptor @gracious-midnight

[legsdemandias]

Commenting fanfiction is the easiest thing in the world once you start doing it. 

[legsdemandias]

I leave a comment on every single fic I read. Sometimes when I read published books I go and leave a comment somewhere the author can find it. Granted, I literally majored in ‘leaving comments on fics’ (English Education), but once you start doing it it just becomes second nature. Now you’re gonna go to the Ozymandias school of leaving comments: 

Problem: I can’t leave kudos again.

Beginner: This is a second/third/fourth Kudos

Advanced: This is my second/third/fortieth time reading this, I still love it so much. Here are a few new things I noticed. I like the way you personally do x, y, z compared to other authors I’ve read (in this ship/genre/fandom).

Problem: I don’t know what to say :(

Beginner: Just list what you did to read this fic. “I stayed up late reading this”, “I read this on a crowded train”, “this kept me company while sick”. 

Advanced: X,Y,Z parts made me get butterflies, and I had a physical reaction to this part of the story, I squealed outloud when characters did x,y,z. I blushed at this part. I laughed out loud here. Whatever. 

Problem: I’m embarrassed to leave a comment (what if I annoy the author?)

Beginner: Short answer: you won’t EVER annoy the author (unless you’re needlessly mean) But to start, be generic, you don’t have to spill your soul in the comments section. “I liked this” “I enjoyed reading this” “nice fic”.

Advanced: This really meant a lot to me that you wrote this. This is something I feel like I’ve always wanted to read. This fic hit me in all the right places. Etc. 

Problem: I don’t know how to express myself/my experience 

Beginner: My beginners go to is to highlight a line, put that in your comment and say “i liked this” or to identify basic emotions you had while reading and comment those “this made me happy” “this part made me sad” “i almost cried” “you made me laugh”  Advanced: “Highlighted line” This line made me smile because it has to do with character development/it’s really romantic/it’s so unique/it’s moving. Sometimes I don’t highlight a line at all, I just talk about the stuff I’ve noticed were unique to the fic. “I love the way you did this particular thing with this character”. 

[toybeluga]

This? This is an amazing post. This is the Captain Awkward of commenting posts—it addresses all your fears directly and gives you actionable scripts for each one.

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[zeelatunes]

hrt and transgender surgeries being positioned as dangerous and experimental despite being around for much longer than ozempic, which many people are pushing as a miracle weight loss drug while ignoring its real medical indications and any possible negative side effects

it seems like hypocrisy but it's really the same idea: your body is not yours to control. you are not allowed to be fat, you are not allowed to be trans, we will say whatever it takes to keep you in line

[nicothespy]

here’s my contribution to day 1 of pjo pride month. pls boost (rb etc) bc i might or might not have spent 12 hours on this. i started yesterday. i did not sleep. i am so sleepy rn i might knock out

anyway yay nico di angelo [boost my tiktok post here]

[obsessive-procrastinator]

Holy shit this is so beautiful I love this quote from Nico

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[speechless-typewriter]

Rabbot head-cannon — leaving notes for each other.

Okay so I was thinking, because of the nature of their shifts, Robby and Jack probably rely on text or leaving each other notes to communicate, especially when their sleep schedules are exact opposites. For things not as urgent, they probably prefer the analog way of writing things down.

For Jack, I’m picturing him writing on post-it notes and sticking them on the fridge, on their bedroom door, etc., for Robby to find when he wakes up. He probably has a stack of post-its on his night stand to write things down before he heads off for his shift.

For Robby though, he’s grabbing whatever pieces of paper he could find to scribble on, not caring what shapes or form they are in, as long as he can get the messages across. He would be putting pieces of tape on them so that he can slap these notes on random surfaces in their home for Jack to come across, a gift of pleasant surprises.

Please enjoy the notes situation I pictured in my head haha. 🫶🏼 They are so precious!!!

[danielsarmand]

whenever a blog reblogs stuff from me and i open their bio and it says "dni if you're proship/comship" i burst out laughing because my friend i think you made a grave mistake and found yourself at the devil's sacrament. like why are YOU interacting with ME

[escuerzoresucitado]

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Abbot: I hate being touched.

Abbot: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was a SWAT dust-up.

Robby:

Robby: Mouse is sleeping on your lap right now.

Abbot: *lying against Robby’s side, Dennis passed out in his lap* This means nothing. fear me.

[keydekyie]

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

[audhdspacewizard]

Knowing that Eridians have much longer lifespans, and also he can't be at every school on the planet at once, Ryland Grace decides to record a bunch of entertaining science lessons with Rocky's help.

Hundreds of years later, Eridian kids still get excited when the substitute teacher rolls in the 3D shape projector, because they know they're in for an episode of Friend Grace the Science Ace.

[uss-emberprise]

[stuckinapril]

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.

Grace: we gave the scariest woman I've ever met two coffees every morning, an unlimited budget, and enough legal immunity to cuss out any world leaders she wanted to and boy did she want to.

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[clownjuicebox]

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?