I am…. Shit Shit.
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I am…. Shit Shit.
#great who invited shitshit?
carbonated eggs
Ok but like, cooked or raw??
other autistic ppl how do we feel about denim. personally i cant wear pants that arent made of sturdy material like it (so like i hate leggings) but hows it for others. sensory good or evil
Denim acceptable. Non-elasticated waists on any pants/trousers? Very bad. Don’t want trousers cutting me in half, do want trousers made of sturdy. Also pockets.
I simultaneously have no plans to ever get top surgery and am incredibly envious of social media mutuals who are getting it or have got it.
oh god, same. i saw someone post healed post-surgery pics and they'd chosen not to have their nipples reattached so they just have a ken doll chest and i nearly cried from gender euphoria at the concept, and yet i don't wanna give up my tits? it's weird.
Big fucking mood.
I think my ideal is: have breast reduction so that I can bind to flatness if I want to, and have the tiddies if I want to. Can’t do shit with fucking 38jj boobs. I got a binder and they legit just squelched out the bottom of it.
Tagged by the lovely @endreal @carnalreincarnated and @ilovepostitnotes to post a selfie a while ago. Been feeling very blargh so haven't felt up to it, but today is better and here is my face.
Also you should totally check out the Beeston Film Festival, I'm on the programming team and can confirm there are some bloody good films lined up: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/beeston-film-festival-2021-festival-ticket-tickets-138673555337
I tag @suppuration @infinitelyloop @an-absolute-kent @frankeneesh @deerslug @letsfuckshitup @franzyvonkarma @glitterfitnesswitch @mother-entropy @let-the-sun-rain-down-on-meee and anyone who fancies sharing their lovely face. No pressure though, obvs!
::pats your face:: so lovely!
Bat, are you deliberately collecting friends from the greater Nottingham area? Beeston is like, 3 miles from me!
@All the northerners making fun of Texans rn:
Our houses are not built for temperatures below 30°F. They’re also designed to shed heat. Good design for when it regularly gets to 100°F in the summer and winters are mild.
Homes here generally do not have furnaces. We rely on heat pumps and resistance coils, the former of which is not effective below 25°F, and the latter of which use lots of electricity
The electrical infrastructure is designed to meet demand in the afternoons in the heat of the summer, not frigid winter nights. Also, while we have a shit ton of wind and solar capacity, it’s currently crippled by frozen turbines and snowfall.
Combine all of the above and the electrical grid usage is astronomical, even when people are barely reaching 50°F indoors. The stress on the system and reduced generating capacity has caused ERCOT to start rolling blackouts as a way of preventing a mass uncontrolled blackout ala the Northeast in 2003. So that means no heat in houses that naturally shed heat, when it’s 7°F out.
Since we live in a warm place, many people don’t have clothing for this level of cold. Means a lot of people are really, really cold, and their houses are already losing heat fast.
Speaking of homes shedding heat, this also means pipes are not heavily insulated, and without proper measures taken (which many people are unaware of) that means no water.
We don’t generally keep equipment like ice scrapers and snow shovels handy. Most hardware stores don’t stock rock salt for ice. Meaning we can’t leave our homes and go anywhere if the car and roads are covered with ice. The cities don’t have snow plows. Nobody here has chains or snow tires to be able to drive safely either.
As if all of this is not already bad enough, the local plants are not evolved for this kind of freeze, including snow. So many trees are breaking under the weight and causing damage.
We’re not wimps. We’re simply not built for it, don’t have the gear for it, and don’t have instinctual level response of what to do in these situations. It’s like how the Northeast had a lot of issues after Hurricane Sandy.
It’s like when smug people are all like “oh boohoo England it’s only 35C, we get up to 43 every summer” except in reverse and it is JUST AS SHITTY.
Every now and then I get the urge to make a cloak for every day use, but most of the stuff I find online is for cosplay and isn't really functional outdoors. Where would be a good place to start to make a nice functional cloak?
Cloaks are really easy actually. You can make one just out of a big rectangle with a hood sewn on if you want.
If you want a pattern, here!
https://www.allfreesewing.com/Miscellaneous-Clothing/The-Long-Hooded-Cloak
Might be helpful to know that I use a big, woven wool scarf as an every day lightweight cloak in the autumn. I keep it closed with a regular shawl pin that I got for like, £4.99 at my local knitting store. You could also knit one, though! It just. Needs to be a big rectangle and made of warm!
@voidbat this is a comic about you.
It’s like when making Hocus Pocus they told Bette Midler “this is camp just do whatever the fuck you want,” they told Sarah Jessica Parker that she could either drop acid or do a line of coke before every take but she had to do one, they told Kathy Najimy that her character is just an evil golden retriever, and then they told all the actors playing the kids that this was a very serious horror movie and if they didnt take all of this seriously they’d be in trouble
And they told Doug Jones “Perfect, everything you do is perfect, keep doing that, yes” and they were correct.
puzzle game where you have a complex polycule of trans people, many of whom are un- or underemployed, and you have to figure out a way to sort them into households to maximize people’s ability to live with their partners while ensuring that every household has enough income to pay rent and stay afloat
Hi, this isn’t a game it’s my life lol.
@mother-entropy you like bats right?
::laughs::
so, mother-entropy is a break with tradition that goes back to 1998.
it’s my first username that doesn’t incorporate “bat”.
but yes. i like bats. so much so that my name is Bat. and has been for eons.
also, Bat is short for Batrick.
Batherine
hi, i am nonbinary, though i tend to lean to the masculine side of things.
thank you so much for finding the femme name that bat is short for!
Batrick and Batherine.
that is a me. 💜🦇💜
Elizabat, though.
hey. reblog this with a picture that makes you happy.
Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr
An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.
it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.
@mother-entropy I feel like this is about the point you swoop in with some gloriously goth knowledge about Mary Shelley?
because of me, for a several year period of time, there was a soap that was shaped as a human heart and named Adonais - after the (likely apocryphal) story that mary shelley snatched percy bysshe shelley’s heart from his funeral pyre, and kept it in her desk, wrapped in a copy of percy’s Adonais.
i think that’s probably sufficiently goth?
The soap still exists, I just can’t spoon enough to manage Etsy right now! People who live in the uk can buy and collect it in person tho :)
When I’m back selling online, pls feel free to send me more ridiculously goth soap ideas because that one was a bestseller on honestly I feel like you should be getting commission on that.
Blood drop/cut throat pearl necklace by Hell’s Belle designs.
@mother-entropy I saw this and thought of you <3
if u were forced to get a tattoo of an emoji which one would you pick
🦇 obvi
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I’m a big fan of bumblebees
Don’t you love this lovely jottoman?
@mother-entropy
This is the exact fucking face I made when I saw the word “jottoman” too.
why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase
You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase
i’m almost 40, i had an interview with the vampire and poppy z brite phase.
Same @mother-entropy I also had a Blade phase
Ugh I was literally about to re-read those Poppy Z Brite books, I feel called out @mother-entropy and @lordkevington
but don’t you want to be a member of lost souls?
I was so disappointed that “we are not afraid” wasn’t a real song that I fricking wrote it.