Paranoid Android

Are we more than our thoughts? [icon by @wizardshout]

[ilikemychaidirty]

Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

[lizardsexposed]

[ribbloid]

Photos from "The Great Donation Deprivation" Colorised

March 20th 2020

[jackiedaytona]

shane "eat the rich" madej

[deactivated-blog]

[gingerlaserbeam]

Me, one (1) day without Isabelle Animalcrossing:

[leninlivesleninlaughsleninloves]

“hearts can starve as well as bodies; give us bread, but give us roses”

@hwaetever should like this, I think

(originally taken from Facebook, baker/bread artisan was credited as Vanessa Munroe) EDIT: Found the baker’s Twitter!: https://twitter.com/vanessa_munroe

[versiris]

The beautiful Sylveon! 💙 

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[zhinico]

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

[75orchids]

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

[officialfema-deactivated2016122]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[filmouts]

high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

[ohitsrainingagain]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

[hurleyquinnzel]

This has the same energy as the “Its a fucking bear!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh there he is” vine

[our-bi-space]

Sometimes I do feel really corny calling myself bi in real life. The second I say it, I feel embarrassed, or ashamed, or childish. But it’s the truth that I’m bi. I’d be doing a disservice to myself, my community and my gay brothers and sisters if I didn’t wear my label with pride.

The only way to find security in yourself is to normalize it. You like men and women. You’re bi. That’s a good thing. It’s nice to be bi. It’s a warm, comfortable label. You’re bi.

The more often you say it (and say it with pride!) the more normal and safe it will feel, I promise 💗💜💙

So, say it with me: I’m bi and I’m proud!

[verilybitchie]

The word bisexual makes me cringe at times, but saying I’m heterosexual or a lesbian feels inaccurate - regardless of who I am in a relationship with. So, cringing all the while, I use the label. Because of my relationship to the term feminist, I have learned that cringing is often a sign of unfinished political business: the label bi sounds bad because, at least in some ways, bisexuals are an unliberated, invisible, and disparaged social group.

Look Both Ways: Bisexual Politics, Jennifer Baumgardner, 2007

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[maliciousindungeon]

i think its funny how black lives matters whole message is "i think black people should not be murdered by police officers so much" and the response from cops was "you are terrorists."

[vanillacorpse]

i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????

[bogleech]

Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is

[bob-belcher]