sand in my joints

there's a time and a place for something

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inside whose foreskin is the word "gullible" written?

the girl reading this ❤️

[dorothylarouge]

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Petty bourgeois

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[robdogrbs]

"guys i just got this new" it’s an ad

"let me show you what i just bought from" it’s an ad

"how am i just now discovering" it’s an ad

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my son is 2 and he says OH MY GOD MAMA MIA when ads come on

how is he more media literate than some of you

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nasu thumbs up dot gifff

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hello tumblr my son is 2 now and can read (most) hiragana and talks and sings a lot. he loves swimming, football, miso soup and anpanman and is generally hilarious and kind, i absolutely adore him.

i am now getting into gundam, have built a few random gunpla and just finished watching the original 1979 mobile suit gundam series.

I still hate my job but don't have the guts to leave and find something else, I think it'll be a case of better the devil you know until I die.

oh also I finished my first season my baseball team, we got our first win in over 2 years which was sick

Also why the FUCK is "for you" now the default dashboard view??

Hope you're all doing well etc

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Math rock summer !

[thomrainierskies]

i am still in absolute disbelief that i managed to capture this moment

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from tomorrow i shall likely cease posting for a while. so expect far fewer silly reblogs and 0 note text posts on your dashboard in 2025

[domboshaba-deactivated20241018]

[plastiboo]

[littleluciddreamer-blog]

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[grinchlybear]

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

[milf-adjacent]

The Dover Boys (1942)

[exclamatia]

yeah fuck it why not

dover boys break

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i can't bring myself to delete my blog but im deleting the tumblr app on new years day so if anyone wants to keep in touch (lol) dm me for my whatsapp

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(meddling spirit voice) he claims to love you, yet i've never seen him julienne a carrot for you... have you?

[tilthat]

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

[precision-instrument]

Last night my partner dreamed that Jimmy Carter gave a public address to announce that Joe Biden was transgender. Today Jimmy Carter died. Wonders never cease

[nyancrimew]

they had to stop him