Oh hey, didn't see you there

Patrick 25M, Bisexual, Bass, ♏, INFP, He/Him, Ace Inclusionist. I can't drown my demons, because that would be pretty rude. Where my demons at?

[torstherapy]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[polyamorousmood]

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

[silosworld]

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

[rincent-van-uggh]

[aromanticofficial]

official aro-polyam solidarity post

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[avanii]

Hold typhlosion gentle, like burger.

Yes, like burger

[myheartis4him-deactivated202207]

any other girls feel a permanent sense of unbelonging no matter where they are or who they are with

[flipchild]

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[teaboot]

Had to draw

[amygdalae]

honestly new dating criteria their parents also gotta be divorced cuz I can't cope w the person I'm seeing believing in shit like true love thinking I am their destiny after half a year of knowing eachother. Let's be a wonderful season in eachothers lives

[professional-god-botherer]

Chapter 1 FL behaviour

[amygdalae]

if any hunky small town pastry chefs or firemen or professors or what have you wanna change my mind and show me the true meaning of christmas love they are welcome to try it

[snugglesquiggle]

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

[bealittleimprobable]

Do you knit or crochet? I think you would fit in well.

[mrsterlingeverything]

they always ask the stupidest fucking questions on jeopardy like 'who is lady gargar' id be asking the real shit like 'how can you be in love with someone you dont even like' or 'am i responsible for the deaths of the ants i crush while laying in the grass'. theyre supposed to be thinkers

[keyboardfantasies]

really running out of patience for people's dependency on streaming services. oh I can't watch this cus it's not on boo-boo. it's not on weemo. ill tell you what it is on, someone's computer which they upload to the internet via peer to peer sharing‼️