Not Cats Take on Humanity

[jeeellllyyy]

Okay but can we talk about how Dan Stevens is wearing a cooling vest, 40 lb muscle suit, is covered in gray lycra and marker dots and is physically LIFTING UP EMMA WATSON AND SPINS HER AROUND while he is on 10 inch metal stilts ALL WHILE KEEPING THE WALTZ CHOREOGRAPHY SPOT ON. AND. HE CAN SING. REALLY WELL. (via evermore) I can’t deal with how much of a god this guy is. Disney, you did good with casting Dan Stevens.

[writerswritecompany]

[batbedits]

Winter turns to Spring Famine turns to feast Nature points the way Nothing left to say Beauty and the Beast (x)

[obviouslynotcats-blog]

Movie Review: Beauty and The Beast (Emma Watson ver.)

Genre: Family, Fantasy, Musical, Romance

Release Date: 17 March 2017 (USA)

Duration: 129 min

Directed by: Bill Condon

Starring: Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans

Momo:

(3 out of 5)

Momo’s review:

DISCLAIMER:

I DO NOT ENJOY MUSICAL.

Yeah, so my sister was the one who asked me to accompany her to watch this. So I just went along.

In short, this movie is (maybe) interesting if you love musicals.

But for me, it’s just okay. I was yawning through out the film. If I had watched it on my laptop I would just skipped the singing part. Really.

Emma Watson was pretty.

Luke Evans was as handsome as always.

Dan Stevens eyes were as beautiful as always.

(I’m sorry I have to use this gif)

Singing here, singing there.

Finished.

lol jk.

First, Luke Evans succeeded in being a ignorant, narsisstic bastard. I really want to slap Gaston across the face with a cabbage from Belle’s garden that he crushed #ripcabbage #feminism

Second, the scene where Beast turns back into Adam didn’t satisfy me. The sorceress... Just... I want her to look more.... Magical.

Third, I hadn’t read into details who were the cast of this film, so I was really really really shocked when finally the cursed had been lifted, and all the servants turned back into human, and... my reaction was: “IT IS YOU??? AND YOU?? OH MY GOD THERE IS ‘YOU’ IN THIS FILM??”

That was the most exciting part of the film. Hahaha

I suggest you to not take a peek at the cast list before you watched it.

[fandom]

TV Shows

Week Ending March 20th, 2017

Voltron: Legendary Defender +2

Steven Universe −1

Samurai Jack +7

Skam +7

Riverdale −3

Supergirl 

Supernatural +1

Star vs. the Forces of Evil +1

The 100 +10

Big Brother Canada 

The Walking Dead +1

Shadowhunters −7

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir −6

Sherlock −1

The Vampire Diaries −11

Once Upon a Time −1

The Flash −1

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

Doctor Who 

Game of Thrones −3

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.

[thetrippytrip]

hidden figures vol. 2

[sodhya-deactivated20181218]

🗣 Their names are Ritu Karidhal, Anuradha TK, Nandini Harinath 🗣

I’m sorry I can’t seem to find the names of other women in the picture but these 3 women were the main ones involved in the project 💖

[thelovejournals]

I want To do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair (via thelovejournals)

[obviouslynotcats-blog]

Lefou: Noooo oooone's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's dick is incredibly thick as Gaston's!

Gaston: ....

Villagers: ....

Lefou: *neck haha autocorrect wow sorry lmao

Gaston: You are singing

[twitblr]

What in narration

[obviouslynotcats-blog]

how

[obviouslynotcats-blog]

Momo’s bookmarks #2

1. Shindanmaker (https://en.shindanmaker.com/)

It’s been a long time since the last time I visited this website. Shindanmaker was a hit (well, I don’t know about now) when I was active in deviantart. Many deviantart users used this website to get some inspiration for their drawing. This website basically contains shindan (diagnosis) that use your name to get the diagnosis. I used shindan that OC(original character)-related (like, “What do you look like” or “What your hair looks like”) to make an OC in deviantart.

(well It’s close to what I look like lol)

Just visit this website when you are bored and have nothing to do.

2. “I think I am in Friend-Love with you” comic by Yumi Sakugawa (http://www.sadiemagazine.com/issue-no-11/arts-letters/comic/i-think-i-am-in-friend-love-with-you)

I really really love this short comic.

It really describes what I felt about my crush. Because we started as a friend, I saw my crush as the one that I comfortable to talk to, to play with, to chat in the morning, afternoon, or even midnight. We used to reply to each other tweets, posts, and I never got bored of it.

This comic help me remember those heart-throbing moments

3. Daily Infographic (http://www.dailyinfographic.com/)

I LOVE INFOGRAPHIC

I ADORE PEOPLE WHO MAKES INFOGRAPHIC

HOW. 

HOW CAN THEY MAKE A PAGE BECOME SO INTERESTING TO READ

(Does this help describe the website?)

There are so many infographic in this website and every each one of them is interesting and easy to read!

Check it out guys!

[thelovejournals]

‘I’m your girl,’ she said in the dark. 'Your girl. No matter what I’m always your girl.’

Ernest Hemingway, The Garden Of Eden (via thelovejournals)

[trenchgun]

(u hear banging on ur window at 3:47 am and u look outside and this is standing there)

[obviouslynotcats-blog]

Momo’s bookmarks #1

I am suddenly in the mood to manage my bookmarksin Chrome, because appparently my fingers clicked bookmark too often in websites that I found interesting....

I’ll share some interesting website that I found with you guys, and may it be something that kill your boredom 

1. Super Junior Funny Tribute video 

For you who miss the 13 Super Junior #crai

This video is so old... There’s still Hangeng and Kibum in this video... 

And their movie!! Attack on The Flower Boys/Pin-Up Boys!! I watched that movie before I could differentiate between Korea, Chinese, and Japanese people lol And I thought they were Chinese...

There are some sources that said Super Junior will make a comeback in 2017, let’s support them!! Fighting!

2.  Talent 2008 Robot boys Live Show 1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DkW-Sgy414)

Look at that year. 2008??? So old lol

Anyway, LOOK AT THEIR AWESOME POPPING ROBOTIC MOVES 

This is their performance in Denmark’s Got Talent (I think?). And yeah, THEY WERE THE WINNER OF DENMARK’S GOT TALENT 2008!!

Go check their channel and performances!

3. Chip’s Challange Online (http://webccgame.com/?page=play)

For 90′s kids who own computer, you absolutely know what game is this. 

You absolutely remember how playing this game as Chip and collect keys (Yeah those red/yellow/green/blue keys), computer chips, shoes that allowed Chip walked through fire/ice/water/thatgreenannoyingpassage and being chased by monsters.

Hhhhh it sure is bringing back my childhood memories #cry

[moviesandotherdrugs]

Wolverine (X-Men (2000) - Logan (2017)

[fandom]

Lend us your eyes, Tumblr.

Television: Gaze upon the wonder.

⬆ And the Oscar for No. 1 in TV goes to…the airing of The Oscars! ☆ Saturday Night Live (No. 20) pops back in to say hello.

Movies: Look at all this glory.

⬆ Moonlight is No. 1. In our hearts, our minds, and on Fandometrics. ⬇︎ Logan jumps to No. 4 after making everyone cry in the theater.

Music: See what makes the heart sing.

⬆ You whole wheat Sheerios must be happy. Ed Sheeran is No. 1. ⬇︎ Lana Del Rey must not “Love” sliding back ten to No. 11 in just one week.

Celebrities: Observe these wonderful humans.

☆ Mahershala Ali debuts at No. 1, Oscar in hand. ☆ Everyone knows who Moana’s Auli’i Cravalho (No. 3) is after her Oscars’ performance.

Games: Witness the action.

⬆ The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (No. 3) was released. You probably paused it to read this post, right? ☆ Post-apocalyptic robot game Horizon Zero Dawn debuts at No. 12. Sounds…light-hearted?

Web stuff: Seek the truth.

☆ Danisnotonfire moves up to No. 1, taking the top spot from Markiplier. OooooOOOooOoooH. ☆ The Adventure Zone is on a journey…downward. It slid five to No. 8.

[obviouslynotcats-blog]

Movie review: LOGAN (a.k.a. A perfect X-Men ending)

Genre: Action, Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Release Date: 3 March 2017 (USA)

Duration: 137 min / 122 min (Mainland China Censored Version)

Directed by: James Mangold

Starring: Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Dafne Keen

Momo:

(4.5 out of 5)

Momo’s review:

Well, it’s not exactly “X-Men ending” but more to Sir Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman ending in X-Men (what is X-Men without those two, right?)

And, THERE IS NO POST-CREDIT SCENE, do not wait in the cinema for too long, guys.

From what some articles that I read, there is a PRE-CREDIT scene, but I think there’s none in my country, the film just, started. Maybe it’s different for each country.

This film shows what age does to both Charles and Logan, how their powers are not as strong as it was, or maybe even dangerous to others. It also shows how those two coping with life without their usual band, X-Men, it is just two against the world now.

SPOILER AHEAD!

Well. there’s Caliban with them too (Caliban was also in X-Men: Apocalypse, yeah, that bald man that worked alongside Psylocke). The three lived in Mexican border just from Logan’s salary as a limousine driver (THAT WOLVERINE, AS A LIMOUSINE DRIVER??). Caliban and Logan had to take care of Charles that got a degenerative brain disease that made him experience seizure once in a while. And, what do you expect from seizures of a mutant that as powerful as Professor X? Apparently, those seizures were psychic seizures that could hurt both human and mutant. Those seizures (sadly) also killed 7 members of X-Men, but Charles couldn’t remember it because of the medicines he took.

And then Laura came along, made the picture perfect. A grandpa, a father, and a daughter. Logan actually more like a mother hen, he took care both Charles and Laura. It was super adorable to see Laura started to see Logan and Charles as a family. 

And then, the goodbye came. Actually, I was kinda hoping that Sir Patrick’s Professor X, and Wolverine exit would be just they walk together into the sunset and live their life until they died of old age. But, sadly, they both have to face their death. 

It broke my heart when Charles died after confessing how he loved and wanted a peaceful life, like what Munson family had. And, it broke my heart more to see Logan had to ensure Charles that it was not him that stabbed Charles (because X-24 is basically a Logan rip-off). Logan lost the one that he care the most, the one he lived with for i-don’t-know-how-old-is-logan years, the one that he protected with his life on the line. He finally alone.

But I think, that lonely thoughts of Logan changed when he meet Laura’s friend, I think he found hope, well not for him, but at least for Laura. His fatherly side had grown because of Laura. And we know how this situation would led. Isn’t death by protecting the one we love is the perfect death? That’s why Logan’s death is perfect.

That grumbling old man putting the mutant kids life over his, and finally he got the death that he wanted so much. I nearly cried watching the scene where Laura crying beside Logan.

BUT YODA HAD TO RUIN IT.

He whispered “Loli” in my ear...

And I could not unsee it... 

And then Laura called Logan “Daddy”...

And that was how Yoda ruined the most important scene of the whole movie.

Anyway,

It is a perfect ending, it is not rushed, it has the right portion of drama between those stabbing, those slashing, those... bloodshed...

[obviouslynotcats-blog]

Movie Review: SPLIT (a.k.a. professor X gone mad)

Genre: Horror, Thriller

Release Date: 20 January 2017 (USA)

Duration:   117 min

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

Starring: James McAvoy, Anya Taylor-Joy, Haley Lu Richardson

Momo:

(3 out of 5)

Momo’s Review:

McAvoy really saved this movie from being too... flat.

The way he acted those 23 different personalities was way too awesome. 

My suggestion is, just enjoy this film as a way to rise awareness to DID and other personlity disorders, and to see beefy and bulky James McAvoy.

SPOILER ALERT!

Throughout the movie, I kept waiting for a major twist in the flat storyline. 

And the twist that they gave was only THE BEAST IS ACTUALLY REAL OMG OMG AND HE IS SUPER STRONG AND HE EATS PEOPLE

Well actually I did not see the “eats people” part.

The story is just about a group of girls who got abducted and try to run away and break free from confinement. Of course we know how that kind of story leads to, only a few people will actually succeed in running away, in this case only Casey that could finally break free.

BUT

IF YOU HAVE WATCHED UNBREAKABLE MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE AN EXCITING(?) CONNECTION BETWEEN THESE TWO FILMS

Well, I haven’t watched Unbreakable (which also directed by  M. Night Shyamalan), so I did not understand what made that connection exciting. But Yoda looks excited when they showed Bruce Willis cameo... So, maybe you should watch Unbreakable first before watching Split.