A Colorful Crew of Muses.

OCs of many kinds, and these are a small portion of what I have. All just as detailed. Of course I don't put all the detail here, that'd be a ridiculous amount of info, and no one would read it. I'm sure.

[otpprompts]

It’s summer and person A of your OTP decides to wear sundresses (and nothing else) so they can ride person B anytime.

[totodile]

this made me emotional ;-;

[guidancerune]

kabutops stares death in the face

[flabeyblade]

i’ll do you one sadder

[brandytusk]

THAT’S WORSE

[ebonydusk]

That’s so much worse

[home-grown-tomatoes]

[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

[l60014]

Fuck yeah.

[shiftermova]

Anyone who talks shit about Ms. Kawakami is immediately getting blocked.

[justiceleague]

SHAZAM! - Official Teaser Trailer [HD]

[trilllizard666]

could it be

has…..Warner Brothers…..FINALLY….FINALLY

got the tone of a superhero film RIGHT for the character that the film’s about? at long last?

am I dreaming?

[glass-garden]

JIM HENSON USED THE KERMIT THE FROG PROTOTYPE TO MAKE ADS IN THE 1950′S-60′S?? THEY’RE ALL CURSED AND IM AFRAID TO WATCH THEM . GOD HELP ME

[glass-garden]

[mousathe14]

Uhmmmm….

@wackd

[ryanccole]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

honestly you really need to see these things in motion because they’re buck wild

(also i’m gonna be That Guy and point out that wilkins wasn’t a prototype kermit as kermit already existed, although he was Kermit the Fucked Up Lizard Thing rather than Kermit the Frog at that point in time)

[8abbott-of-odd0]

There is absolutely no attempt at seduction in these advertisements. We are given no reason to think this coffee is actually any good. The only motivation we are given to drink this coffee is fear.

[zagreus]

THERE ARE MORE AND THEY GET WILDER

[zagreus]

THERE ARE EVEN MORE AND THEY GET SO FUCKING THREATENING I AM GENUINELY STARTING TO FEAR FOR MY LIFE

[fohk]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Arguments for why your should base your reptilian dragons off of crocodilians rather than lizards:

Look at that armored hide.  IRL you’d have trouble putting a spear through that, no wonder the magic ones need diety-blessed swords and sige weapons to manage them.

Hork down obscene amounts of meat, then nap for over half a year.

TEEF

Look at those eyes, those eyes are totally deciding whether you’re worth the effort of consuming.  So Draconic.

Comes in magical white morph IRL already, and regular colors are Baller too.

Is this animal somehow not cool and terrifying enough for you already?  Go look up crocodile ancestors and prepare to shit yourself, pathetic hairless beach ape. 

Many crocodilians already dig burrows and take over caves near water. Would totally move into Erebor if given half a chance.

[markantonys]

star wars characters as john mulaney quotes

anakin: when my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. she’s my hero. when i walk down the street, i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. it’s exhausting.

padme: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

obi wan: i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day, i’ll die.

palpatine: and then i said “no.” you know, like a liar.

leia: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.”

luke: my vibe is more like “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and i’d probably apologize to you.”

han: they’re like, “does that work?” i’m like, “it didn’t NOT work.”

lando: hi, i’m very gay and i’d like a few dollars.

rey: i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i’m under.

finn: you know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen”?

poe: i don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.

kylo: when i’m walking down the street, no one’s ever like, “hey! look at that man!” i think they’re just like, “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!”

rose: i try to stay optimistic, even though i must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

[laughingacademy]

c-3po: I’m probably gay, based on the way I act and behave.

r2-d2:  Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.

bb-8:  “FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE!”

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[yearning4spain]

This worked for me so far m going to keep reblogging! 🤞

[at-those-moments-deactivated201]

Reblogging for the 3rd time! I’m needing some more good luck!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

We knew exactly what we were doing. We were all aware of the rule. We believed we could’ve done it. We didn’t think ourselves as fools. “Onward!” we all shouted, To relearn that valuable lesson. Why did we split the party?! Two characters died that session.

[starydraws]

AHHHHH 

Original quote by @ramblingcoyote

[incorrectp5]

Sojiro: Yeah the orange-haired one's my daughter. I dunno why the rest of these kids are calling me "dad" or where they came from.

>Sojiro sighs.

Sojiro: Ok, I mean I may have taken in the frizzy-haired kid but it’s only for a year, also he works here now and I’m teaching him the family business. And maybe there’s a family cat involved… even though I didn’t get to name it.

Sojiro: And maybe there this blonde boy who comes in occasionally and likes soda instead of coffee and barges in like he owns the place, but he’s always unfailingly polite about it.

Sojiro: There’s this blonde girl too, pretty as she is she still hangs with his weird lot. She’s been bringing some sad looking girl around recently she looks like she’s had a tough time. Sometimes I give her, her curry half off, it looks like she could use it.

Sojiro: Oh, and the lanky kid stayed here for a few nights and I may just have a picture of him as a baby hanging up on the cafe wall but honestly can you blame me?

Sojiro: and so the booth in the corner is usually saved for the student council prez to study and maybe she eats dinner here occasionally. But have you met her sister? if nothing else she deserves to eat meals with someone.

Sojiro: and maybe that fluffy haired girls been around here for a while, but she’s interested in coffee, and the sweet thing lost her father recently. It’s hardly my fault she finds this place to be comforting.

Sojiro: …now that I think about it… I haven’t seen Sae’s little tag-along in a while, he’s usually here like clockwork. I hope the kids alright…

[bullskeydango-deactivated202206]

“Hi, I’m Sadayo Kawakami and I’m your freestyle dance teacher.”

[iancsamson]

The line between drama and melodrama is tough - I can understand why canon would pass over it and leave it to the imagination and the fanfictions. And exploring it is its own bit of fun, and introspection, and expression, putting a percentage of yourself into it.

Hope you enjoy this take on 18 and Krillin!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Be careful what you give your players d&d

Context: my players’ party consisting of a cleric, wizard, and barbarian had just defeated a tough enemy that had previously been their boss and the barbarian was granted the boss’s vorpal great axe(vorpal weaponry automatically decapitates and kills on critical rolls)

DM (Me) *a new enemy reveals itself and turns out to have been controlling the boss’s mind*

DM: this entity casts dominate person on Barbarian. Make a WIS saving throw

Barbarian:…3

DM:(as evil entity) “kill the wizard”

Barbarian: first attack…12 to hit

Wizard: I’m good!

Everyone: whew

Barbarian: second attack… FUCK

DM: did you hit?

Barbarian: NATURAL 20

Everyone: SHIT

Wizard: so what happens?

DM: well you’re decapitated…

Wizard: oh…

DM:(secretly to myself) oops

[tonightwitheram]

all this time i thought sailor moon had a magic homing tiara but usagi is just REALLY GOOD AT FRISBEE

[ferngullynationalist]

The most shocking plot twist in the entire Sailor Moon franchise tbh.

[mute-chan]

Felt like making a funny doodle. I feel this is definitely something All Might would say.