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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

zenosanalytic

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

morethanonebraincell

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

😭

Know that you can start late, look different, be uncertain and still succeed.

Misty Copeland

it's cute how all the x reader posts make it seem like i'm the hottest sht in town and everyone wants a piece of me just to trigger my SO's jealous and possessive side shjshs. imma just skip past that bit thank you very much

eloisyw8

Fishing

#he sacrificed his brethren /j

tokyostreetphoto

Sunset City, Shibuya 渋谷

wvterways

thoodleoo

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

mando-lore

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

miceprincess

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

memesandmylife

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

femur-theif

All of these are so accurate it hurts

glass-trash-bab

@nicadenic

lesbian-velma-rights

Also Hermes, God of messengers

confusedwitch-deactivated202412

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

writing-prompt-s

You, a supervillain, answer a knock at your door, only to find your superhero nemesis shivering, bleeding, scared, and slightly dazed (as if drugged). They appear to have been assaulted. The hero mumbles “…didn’t know where else to go…” before collapsing into your arms.