Ocean 🌊

Friendly(ish) queer introvert, she/her, UK, 40s. Swan Queen, rizzles, and a dash of other wlw pairings, general queer stuff and anything else that amuses me. Talk to me about fan stuff!

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[excitementshewrote]

[seekingstars]

IN 150 CHARACTERS OR LESS - Nikita Gill

[kedreeva]

I thought y'all might like to see Niagara Falls lit up for Pride.

Hope you had a good one!

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[snototter]

A macaroni penguin (Eudyptes chrysolophus) porpoises through the water in South Georgia, Antarctica

by Tim Melling

[nariiminus]

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

does Idgie Threadgoode from Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) eat pussy?

Does Idgie Threadgoode from Fried Green Tomatoes eat pussy?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 35 minutes

[nariiminus]

[knightsquire]

This is a haterism post and truly you can do what you want forever but some of these fictional character ships are not having children. Bio or adopted. Some of them aren't even getting married

I am begging for the heteronormative nuclear family type dynamic that gets forced on every fictional relationship ever to die

[thestroyer]

[dee-the-red-witch]

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

[chasoc]

They're so perfect for each other. Person of Interest S2E16: Relevance

[just-your-average-shiz-student]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[theygender]

For blind/visually impaired folks: The instruments being used to recreate these songs are two kazoos, a plastic shopping bag, a metal colander pot, a basting brush, an empty water jug, and a thin sheet of plastic, all being played by two people in an empty parking garage for the acoustics

For deaf/HoH folks: The songs being played here are near perfect renditions of the 20th Century Fox theme, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, and the Mission Impossible theme

[interestingmistakes]

I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.