peaceful places & beautiful faces

she/they--i really fucking hate descriptions--20something bisexual--you're gonna find a whole lot of garbage here--sometimes it's on fire idk--ofc general shitposting and random mentions of weed mental illness, and an assortment of fandoms and interests dnt worry abt it--dni--that's it, just don't fucking interact with me lmfao jk--unless??

[ousia-poetica]

This is my aesthetic. I've found it at last. mountain road signs bearing sexual puns.

[killadelphia]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It's a really, really good hospital drama

[elkian]

I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

[ekjohnston]

The best part of House was the first time any given fan heard Hugh Laurie's real speaking voice.

[no-gods-no-masters-tshirts]

[gaybiden]

the child to adult pipeline is real asfuck

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I got stuck in the pipe I think

[quasi-normalcy]

I feel like at least some jocks are just autistic people with a special interest in sports.

[crimsonclad]

I actually love sports articles about players who the other players describe as “so intense about stats and he can’t really have a normal conversation and he can’t read the room and he doesn’t understand a lot of our jokes and he’s really weird about fabrics, great guy, great teammate”

[c3rvida3]

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.

That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.

[c3rvida3]

There was also a woman behind her with WIC checks who looked very stressed about the whole ordeal, so this lady was like, “I can get you ten boxes of cereal for free. Come with me,” and proceeded to do exactly that with her baffling and powerful coupon game. I think this lady was an angel.

[queenophydea]

Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

[memorycycle]

while kissing eachother

[t00th-opossum]

I’m currently girl who is a boy

[kermakatti]

Need the bisexual Nokia so bad

[wrens-wramblings]

One of the best things about Tumblr, imo, is sometimes you can scroll through the awful content... But you don't then get it recommended to you.

On tiktok, you see some godawful opinion and you want a further look at what exact kind of crazy they are? Are the being ironic? Is this satire? Oh, no, they actually do think that... Ex. Women should belong to their husbands. Welp, you're now gonna have tradwife / terf / alt-right / trumpie content on your fyp for weeks because you scrolled that account for a few minutes. You keep pressing 'not interested' but tiktok believes you're a republican now.

Here, you see something crazy - let's say, uh, Human Pet Guy (rip, example would be before he deactivated obviously).

You see a post of his and you're like "Woah, wtf, is this satire or is he just like this?" You go to his blog to check and Tumblr does not assume looking at human pet guy's blog = you want a human pet and does not start bombarding you with human pet content. When you are done trying to understand how someone can think like that you can return to the safety of your dash, which remains unchanged.

Long live the hellsite, please don't give us weird new algorithms

[actualaster]

RIP to OP for having HPG reply to prove that he isn't gone yet

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

[willyoufckinglookatthat]

[swankifyed]

[katco-cereal]

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

[kaijuno]

Psychology is applied biology is applied chemistry is applied physics is applied math

[kaijuno]

One time I got the phrases “high as a kite” and “drunk as a skunk” mixed up and I said “drunk as a kite”

[simonalkenmayer]

High as a skunk is good too