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[my-commc]

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[gothighunicorntolerance]

Chicken chickens chickens

[oceansbacon]

absolute goldmine of a post

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

mindfuck of the day

the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit

[mikufigurines]

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

to distract everyone from the W

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ayyeeequality]

There are ONLY FOUR genders

😒Bitch😒

😈Bastard😈

🥺Baby🥺

and

🤡Clown🤡

[thetanzaniteknight]

Only the avatar, master of all four genders,

[itseasytoremember]

[toastbutteregg]

[magspie-deactivated20200824]

what?

[bakwaaas]

I actually think the attitude that most men are shitty or it’s rare to find a decent guy just makes women settle because they feel like they’ll never be able to do better. A man doing things like respecting women or just not being a piece of shit doesn’t make him a dream man. If he doesn’t fulfil your other needs or you don’t feel a connection, don’t be scared to reject him because you think ‘decent’ men are rare. There are good men out there and you’re not asking for too much

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

❤️

[fairest-eris]

Okay this one I’m straight up calling a fix because WHAT IS WITH HER FACE IN THE ORIGINAL?!?!? Anyways I also gave her pants because she’s a speedster and the friction of running with bare thighs would DESTROY your legs. @bad-comic-art @fixing-bad-comic-art

[tinglebottle435-blog]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

the only true ally

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[zeldakinnie]

hatred of terfs isn't a love for trans women, hatred of nazis isn't a love for jewish people, hatred of the police isn't a love for black people. you should always be emphasising your support and love for the oppressed before you talk about your hatred of the oppressor.

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[oceansbacon]

[prokopetz]

Wario’s actual, canonical character arc is that he retired from adventuring and used his gold to finance a corporate startup and develop incredibly shitty indie games, which is both utterly inexplicably and absolutely on brand.

[alphacorvi]

I just wanna see them happy, spending some time together, is that too much to ask? ;-;

(or maybe I just crave for a bit of summer myself)