What a Ribbiting Story

Life is a highway and I don't have a license

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[horrorandhalloween]

by Ashleigh Izienicki

[littlebirdofprey]

and they say romance is dead

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via Rob N Roll and @BatEveryHour

[kaijuno]

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

[mardu-dad]

18 genders in pokemon. Some are weak to others

[starkeaton]

builds my 6 person friend group with several different genders to minimize weaknesses

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[mizukashii]

[addictivities]

[powerfulwizard]

[lyril]

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

[bobo-the-part-time-clown]

i wonder if i could

hunt him for sport

[lyril]

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

[bobo-the-part-time-clown]

i wonder if i could

hunt him for sport

[modern-politics111]

Hold off on the McChicken. Support fast food workers.

[cuteitem-deactivated20220720]

Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast

[junkfoodcinemas]

Rush Hour 2 (2001) dir. Brett Ratner

[booksbybingo]

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

[safitheartist]

…………..you think?

[macko-99]

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

[arofili]

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

[prismatic-starstuff]

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

[silly-jellyghoty]

Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this

[whitetigerdemoness]

[mancydrew]

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

[puncromancer]

explain

[mancydrew]

:)

[puncromancer]

[transpichu-remade-deactivated20]

[thecyndimistuff]

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

[thecyndimistuff]

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

[lolotehe]