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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

catmask

BRO?

batsarebetterthanpeople

Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao

bemusedlybespectacled

fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts

mushroomheadgirl

Biblically accurate Drarry Draco still constantly works on Harry's nerves even after they're together. Draco may have changed a lot, but he is still a spoiled, entitled, dramatic rich boy at his core. Not a day goes by where Harry isn't like Draco wtf is wrong with you. Harry popped a boner one time when Draco was in a strop and Draco has somehow managed to become even more insufferable. But if anyone dares try to step in or call Draco annoying, Harry is like excuse me??? that's my boyfriend you're talking about

imasallstars

SSR/SSR+ 【Lovely♡Dark Demon】Ranko Kanzaki

“Feast your eyes. For this is bond of promise! (Ehehe, a reallly big ribbon~♪)”

SECONDARY TYPE 　　　CUTE FOCUS STAT 　　　7892 VISUAL & 7705 DANCE TOTAL APPEAL 　　　 15 670 Skill:「Together, To The Promised Land♪」　　　(Dominant Harmony) When ONLY COOL&CUTE-type idols are in your unit AND you are playing a CUTE-type song, there is a 35~52.5% chance that, for every 11 seconds, SCORE BONUS skills from other COOL-type idols and COMBO BONUS skills from other CUTE-type idols activating in the same time will be boosted for 6~9 seconds. The boost depends on the number of COOL/CUTE-type cards are in your team, respectively Center Skill:「Dominant Duet (Step&Makeup)」　　　All COOL-type cards will obtain stat bonuses from CUTE-type songs and gain a 150% boost in their DANCE stat. All CUTE-type cards gain 160% boost in their VISUAL stat

※ this card is limited through scouting in DOMINANT GACHA starting 20.09.2024

#she ate this #love the naho cameo especially naho my love naho my unvoiced fave naho my baby<3<3<3<3

avengerscompound

Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark Captain America: Civil War

jesse-is-spiralling

injureddreams

Just being with you makes my day so much better.

Did an OTP 30day challenge and these are some of my favorite ones. Lots of AU Gigolas for days!

kinnme

I had to do this time ago

frm9pm

Doodle exercise

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huffylemon

triviallytrue

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

friendshapedhole

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

triviallytrue

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

max1461

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

triviallytrue

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

ghostpalmtechnique

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

triviallytrue

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

notwiselybuttoowell

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

nightingalesoul

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

bermuda-n-drangle

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard