Keep those hectocotyli where I can see em

everything too gross for my main goes here

[junglejim4322]

To this day the fact that there’s people out there who think masturbating is a form of cheating is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard

[hyumjim]

this is one of the ways fundamentalist christian heterosexuality is actually really kinky because theyre literally like you need to save all your cum to breed me auuughhh. except theyre dead serious about it

[omegaverse-anthropologist]

bites

this post is inspired by @beta-adjacent’s post about bite marks. i got really emotional thinking about friends exchanging bites and wanted to say more about it lol

bonding bite facts

bite scars, like all other scars, vary in visibility and permanence from person to person. in historical practice, various substances (clay, ash, or ink, most commonly) were applied to a fresh bite to improve visibility and permanence. modern practice uses ‘bite powder’ or ‘bite ink’ for those who want a more permanent, easily detectable scar. this is the most common scarification practice, present in most cultures globally.

bites can be exchanged in various locations on the body. claiming or mating bites tend to be found at the scent glands on the neck, but can be left anywhere on the body. marking other locations are considered nontraditional—it would be akin to wearing a wedding ring on a finger other than the left ring finger (in cultures where that is the traditional location).

healthy bonding bites do not typically affect a person’s inherent scent. a person may release more detectable ‘happy pheromones’ after exchanging bites with a loved one, but these tend to fade after a few weeks. conversely, a person may release more detectable ‘distressed pheromones’ after receiving a bite under duress, and these tend to linger much longer.

biting someone who accepts under duress is no different from biting someone who has clearly rejected it. in the US, forcing a bite is considered felony assault and battery

mating bites may be administered in a variety of settings. a traditional practice between omegas and their alpha or beta mates is to exchange bites during their first heat after the pair has agreed to mate. some cultures practice ‘claiming ceremonies,’ where the mated pair exchanges bites in front of their families and friends, community leaders, and/or religious leaders.

bite types

mating or claiming bites - most commonly located on or around the scent glands at the nape. historically, alphas were not marked when mating with betas or omegas, but in current society bites tend to be exchanged between mates of any sex rather than used as a tool for alphas to stake a claim on someone of a so-called ‘lower sex.’

pack or bonding bites - most commonly located on or around the scent glands at the wrist. in some more traditional or long-established packs, either the pack alpha or chief omega administers pack bites to new members. popular culture treats this practice as old-fashioned, with some young people referring to it as a ‘boomer bite.’ in younger or more progressive packs, any member may extend the bite to an unmarked pack mate.

camaraderie bites, also called ‘bestie bites’ - may be located anywhere on the body. a more recent practice, only from the last 60 years or so, stemming from the free love movement and sexual revolution of the 1960s and 70s. these bites are exchanged between close friends, but are not typically an expectation. to share a camaraderie bite with a friend is a mark of profound intimacy. in many young adult novels, a life changing experience shared between friends is punctuated by the exchange of camaraderie bites. some groups have expressed displeasure with this trend, as they feel it cheapens the significance of the camaraderie bite.

bite perks

mated pairs report increased happiness in their relationship, though causality between the bite’s presence and relationship satisfaction is unclear.

bite-bonded packs demonstrate a similar phenomenon with similarly unclear causality

friends who exchange camaraderie bites tend to report a stronger sense of connection, satisfaction, and contentment in all of their friendships, not just the bite-bonded one.

individuals in healthy bite-bonded relationships of any type report a stronger sense of self and belonging, which is associated with positive health outcomes, job satisfaction, and overall happiness

bite-bonded married couples and unmarried couples with registered mating bites receive the same social and legal privileges

global acceptance for same sex (i.e. a-a and o-o) mates is increasing rapidly, with legal recognition for these mating arrangements in over 85% of countries

[bigbarabelly]

Laios getting knocked up by Chil and everyone is surprised he ends up with a normal tallman sized full term baby bump, but then it turns out it's because he's got a whole litter in there

Anon I would like u to know the grip this had on me today

[octoslut]

screaming hooting hollering FINALLY somebody other than me is knocking laios up like he deserves

[shirtsthatgohard]

[octoslut]

lil rapid preg/progress drawing of an OC, bout to have a litter of cute monster babies

[octoslut]

I’ve noticed a big wave of attention on this post, and I just want to say thank you all! Incidentally, I am planning on dusting off this old account and opening commissions soon, so please keep an eye peeled 

[weepycat]

vampires can't creampie you until you ask them to come inside

[weepycat]

heh. i do my best for my people

[catchymemes]

[radiantbutterfly]

Since some people are saying otherwise, no one in a relationship has to give or receive oral (or any other specific act) if they don’t want to, this guy presumably does care about his partner’s enjoyment if he’s buying her toys. Also his review is funny. 

[theallart]

Andy Warhol, “Hammer and Sickle with Vibrator”, 1975

[ginger-ale-official]

C

[ginger-ale-official]

Cummunism

[vowel-in-thug]

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

[vowel-in-thug]

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

[ms-demeanor]

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

[heroofthreefaces]

omg everyone was okay

[erarg]

[biscuit-tornado]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

glass houses, etc.

[wet-ankles]

this is the zelda n link queer representation im here for

original tweets

[virginaudacity-deactivated20181]

🎃🎃 october means it’s monster fucking season !!!! coffin sex with a vampire !!!! knotted by a werewolf !!!! rawed by an orc !!!! eaten out by a fork tongued demon !!!! sex with tentacle creatures !!!!!! 🎃🎃

[dekunuttums]

Because i havent posted something in a really long time heres art i made of Omega Pro-Hero Deku 22 weeks into his pregnancy with Alpha Pro-Hero Red Riots Pup~

[theweirdwideweb]

[yeesnaw]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

i’m just a regular person on the internet with a pornography obsession so significant that it is impossible even for strangers not to notice. however, i’m normal. don’t mind the orgasming cartoon woman i have as my profile pic – it’s just her head so it is OK. let’s talk about something normal, i expect you to be able to ignore all this

[professor-spacecakes]

Aight, let’s see if tumblr lets this one slide and how many followers I’ll lose

Been forever since I drew some RoadRat. Commission for @something-i-dunno of a scene in their fanfiction Perfectly Imperfect.

[dekunuttums]

can u do link in 4b with a big belly?? uwu

I fell asleep before i could post this but *yeets*