Spectacle

he/they, agender. bay area || seattle dogs are the bomb. || April 13, 2015 July 3, 2015

[super-sootica]

Sexual attraction is just a trope they made up for tv shows and movies actually

[trollsgirl]

Canon: This is how the story goes

Fanfiction writers:

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

it’s optimus pride

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Me looking through job listings online like

[starlightandtears]

I have never seen a gif so expertly used

[tendersea]

antoni please tell me where these risotto college parties are

[monica-geller]

i love how shake it off is the most general song on earth then in the bridge taylor randomly starts banging on about her ex man and his new girlfriend in this very specific situation that appears to have nothing to do with the rest of the song and once that’s off her chest she suddenly goes ‘yEEAAAAHHHH’ and she’s back 2 being relatable again. the layers… the multitudes!! shakespeare could absolutely never 

[ninasnarnia]

I know most people joke about this but my little Shakespeare nerd heart absolutely hates these comparison jokes.

Comparison is the thief of joy and these jokes steal mine. I don’t know why but this rubs me the wrong way.

[monica-geller]

this is how i felt when shakespeare stole the plot of love story (2008) and turned it into the mediocre play ‘romeo and juliet’ 

[butch-babe-deactivated20201121]

i love being gay but i wish i could stop buying jackets

[antiandrogen]

eat HIS pussy

[vitamincream]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2s8_nh5vw/

[hella-amberpricefield]

You’re welcome

[jackpotgirl-deactivated20260311]

oh my god, lin’s semi-conducting is the cutest thing i have ever seen

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

Okay but when he starts dancing but then realizes and stops is so cute.

[bettys]

Frozen II Teaser Trailer (x)

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

[oak23]

Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)

[tinakris]

[probablybadrpgideas]

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.