shine bright, circus man

Sooth, 28. he/they.

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[eroscestlavie]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[public-universal-sister]

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

[catchymemes]

[viostormcaller]

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

[jlaudio]

how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[valtsv]

hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???

obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them

[valtsv]

renaming my ships to HMS We Won't Die in the Arctic and HMS No Scurvy before successfully navigating the northwest passage

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

[louisegluckpdf]

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

[egirlbutternubs]

This is iron clad erasure

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

[theblackparadeisdead]

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

[theblackparadeisdead]

If you're working with troubled kids you need several people trained in child psychology with godlike levels of patience and at least one person who knows five nights at freddys lore front to back

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[yourfavehasneverreadhomestuck]

You have never read homestuck!

[destinymoonart]

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[isitahairbrush]

[caats]